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Because I’m Foxxy Cleopatra and I'm a whole lot of woman
-Okay. I’m sorry. I'm sorry, girls. GIRLS: No.
...in a society that demands perfection...
I love gooooooold
DEAN: And now it's time to award our greatest honor.
A lot is HAPPENING
My word You're a tripod
Ow, my titties!
Blimey! Where you come from?
Tough sub.
- yah- yah - yah - yah
(Both Shouting, Clamoring]
...I think you're gonna find that all kids are different, eh?
Dr. Evil, you look very tight.
Ow, my titties!
i'm in the 5th layer isn't that weird?? :D
Lily’s On Fire
-Dad! -Hello, son.
Heather's on fire
You.in Budapest bar
..."Midas 22."
OW MY TITTIES
Ow, my titties!
Uh-huh.
Seal all exits.
Daniel wasn’t there
l was adopted by fricking Belgians, eh?
smashing the poop and causing bits of it to fall everywhere
The Dutch
A lot is happening, Foxxy.
[CHUCKLES]
yes hurry up..... bucky whipper man!
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
Fook you
Hey, man.
And you ask me my name? D to the rizzo
Well, this is very familiar. Hang on, let me do what l do. "Uh, would you stop?"
-Johnson. -Yes, sir.
Ja, Herr Doktor It’s a really good plan
[BOTH LAUGH]
Ladies and gentlemen...
ow my titties
Or had a helicopter you can fit in a knapsack?
ow my tiites
My, my. Even in the face of danger, you live up to your reputation.
(snoring)
I
Daddy wasn’t there
[TOILET FLUSHES]
Well, no, actually.
Yes yes geriatric pentagram
I’m Dougie. I’m Dougie.
Head Of Story Randy Cartwright
Moley-moley-moley-moIey-moley.
...evil.
But you're.....
...Goldmember is hiding him in 1975.
Dutch Hater
Gregory's on firrrrre!
SCOTTIE GOAT.
Keanu!
That's not right.
l think it's obvious. We should take Dr. Evil's lair by force.
OW MY TITTIES
You under arrest, sugar.
-You should've been doing your job. -Oh, you're welcome, man.
Too bad for me? How about too bad for you?
Many disgusting and ridiculous things happen.
Thank you lume
Okay, Fat Bastard, who's the Japanese cat you made an exchange with?
HB HB
She understands, but says to the baker to make "sixteen bagels
Having said that, I do have some thoughts
All right. Cigar and a waffle?
ow my tiites
One world order is the enemy
-l said "mole." -Stop.
Marks are in, lads.
...then at least speak "English" English.
It has to be done
l thought l smelled cabbage.
Whoop de doo Basil
Ow, my titties!
Father. Father.
GUARD [OVER PA]: Visiting hours are over. Step to the line.
Use your words like a Big Boy Clone
Yes Mike, on the whole, I think the test felt good
Money my moly money Moly
Outside the bedroom.
Right in the kniggin.
He said, "Please eat some shitake mushrooms."
...which is over there.
Yes, salty. Yes, that was good.
Auuu
Calums on fire
And here he is.
Oh.
Aah!
How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard?
...Austin Powers and father.
Oh, do you find me sexy?
I’m using this cat As a distraction
[GRUNTS]
We should infiltrate his lair.
[GASPING]
Well, l love you, Dad.
Hey, Goldmember
Nole
"Tractor beam"
How about you don't? Ladies and gentlemen, Scotty Don't.
Yeah
-Yeah, yeah. SCOTT: Oh, so we're--
...and it's completely revolutionized the way we live...
How about yes you lovely dutch bastard
l love gold so much...
Give me an Escalade, a two-way Bling bling on eBay
..."Midas 22" into a collision course with the Earth.
[PHONE RINGING]
Dang!!! Well there is no pleasing you!
This is the most time that we've ever spent together since...
...because this is one doctor who does make house calls.
You're the best evil niece An evil uncle could ever ask for
What's wrong, sailor?
it evenly using a comb. then i section off and take the hair in that section then i hold and twist down then i grab another section and bring it down to a twist. then i continue with that process all throughout my head then i tilt a little and apply hairspray to give a rihanna vibe. and that's how i do rihanna style curls.
I didn’t have any corn!
...will always be tragically skewed.
I thought I smelled cabbage
The trouble and strife of the Morris dancer that lived up the apples and pears.
Ow, my titties!
Shagadelic Baby. Yeah.
-Gold, Goldmember -Hey, Goldmember
I even lost my genitalia... In an unfortunate smelting accident
Respect? Oh, come on. lf you've got an issue, here’s a tissue.
[FAT BASTARD CHUCKLES]
Yes, Squid Pro Row.
[FAT BASTARD GRUNTS]
It's not the engine mate, it's how you use it
So Roboto had the technology to build Goldmember's tractor beam.
Upon entering the atmosphere, the hot ball of magma...
She-ba.
l hate you.
Do you know who I am?
HOW ABOUT NO YOU CRAZY FAG!
Ow, my titties!
I didn’t pardon corn
-His what? -His father, Dr. Evil.
and still..... he doesn't get it
It looks Like Master Evil is the top contender...
old retired grandma granny! yes got ya duck bill clip tied to a chair dear? and has the queen broke her hip on the evil chair? she has? well that'll teach the old bat! thank you george dear granny tomba's chompers are fake i'm a very old wrinkly grandpa! yes i love you wife raelene you old granny!
You know, l have a private bar in the back that you're more than welcome to use--
yes beryl trayal? what do you want? okeii wwookius nxiccu usndhdh poxlltaka.
Twins, bazil, twins
Thank you, Austin.
the Big Bad Mr. Goppernopper erases himself when he vaporizes his prehistoric ancestor
I Love Cold!
All right, analysis:
You ass
I
Put Preparation H into my schtuppen transporten.