Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sorry about that, old chap. Sorry. You know. Sorry.

Shat in your closet

what would happen if i was a smock? well i'd make sure clapham trainor lewis got it in for ninja trampoline style.

Twins, Basil. Twins.

Yes, quite off topic, thank you very much.

Left a rose button for ya

HOW ABOUT NO YOU CRAZY FAG!

…Milton Williams

Nothing could be my father from the truth.

When I was ostracized When I was Jazzercised

Hey Mario! Where the (bleep) is that (bleeping) King Koopa Also (bleeping) known as Bowser

Up yours, jive turkey.

About a year ago, my partner at the bureau was killed.

Twentieth Century Fox Presents

Edited by Gregory Perler

here's a tissue

Directed by Eric Darnell Tim Johnson

This is uncomfortable

The football game is like hot sick, ass, and a dead carcass

Are you all right, little man?

Modern Flamers ...LINE Twwwoooooo

Ow, my titties!

MEN: Go, Titans!

I Love Goooooooold

Yes, good. Okay.

-Ha-ha-ha. -You mine, sucker.

You can spend your whole life...

["'SOUL BOSSA NOVA"' PLAYING]

What the hell's going on here?

Ow, my titties!

Oh, please. I’m not gonna let Goldmember get away.

Executive Producer Colin Wilson

May l present to you...

It looks Like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it's not.

Carter's On Fire!!!

Well, l suppose we better go our separate ways, then.

ya..., eso es asqueroso

Foxxy, what are you doing in Goldmember's club?

Do we make you sleepy?

David Banner (2003) is destroyed, but Bruce (who is unconscious at the bottom of the lake) survives

[SPEAKING IN JAPANESE] ...Fat Bastard.

hayley spackman had spackled dandruff spackfilla snow for breakfast. yes she has to for the indy 500!

Heh, heh. The big one can't take a hint. Heh-heh-heh.

Ow, my titties!

Ah, Austin. I’m sorry to interrupt.

Well, don't tell me he feels neglected.

...from one of the conduit boxes up there.

ALL: Yes, Dr. Evil.

You crazy Dutch bastard

Which means Roboto will lead us to Goldmember.

For his efforts, Austin Powers...

Say, mini-fella, I'm, uh...

Way to go, A-hole.

Bart: can I have extra time for my acquittals? Fergus: How about no you crazy Dutch bastard!

l went on the Subway diet. You know, just like Jared.

And l think it's Fat Bastard.

And unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.

[SHRIEKS] Release the meteor!

His name is Roboto.

FOXXY: You got a lot of nerve dragging your jive white ass in here.

Daddy is horny for relations... You know, that old chestnut.

-Ha-ha-ha. -Ha-ha-ha. Oh, yes.

He owns Roboto Industries.

...and the Dutch!

We're going to see the beach, yes

AH YES THE HMS SHAG AT SEA

Don't let this be us at the awards.

[MINI ME SCREAMING]

Extra BIG juicy Melons

who's filling in for taina liccardo-toivola? kaye jessop.

People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the dutch

I’m here to rescue you. Come quickly.

l think we may have found a clue.

us cubs love our granny raelene snell granny wolf! she's such an old granny! yes she is and grandpa wolf takes good care of granny goose!

I smell Like hot, sick ass in a dead carcass.

I'd like to point out that no one else in my gene pool runs like a girl.

...I don't think that’s something one dude should say to another dude.

What you feed that thing? It’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple

RELEASE THE WEST NILE MOSQUITOES!

Daddy wasn't there

Come on, Mini Me. Let's go.

Want to see my golden screw?

Michael’s on fire

Yeah. A little creepy. Mm-hm.

I gotta bust a move Drop and bust a groove

...but those Belgians, they made you so damn...

Scotty's on Firrrre

-What are you saying, son? -Oh, please.

[AUDIENCE BOOING]

l have a letter from my director personally thanking you for switching sides.

ON 6’s AN 7’s

Yes, yes, she was the barrister that became a bobby in a lorry...

Sellors’s on fire

Ow, my titties!

'Cause somebody--

Ow, my titties!

I hope my wire fighting team is ready

Run! It's Donalbain!

Quaritch told the ground forces to mop up the remaining Na'vi warriors with "scorched earth

Cedric The Entertainer and Stephen Root as Rhinos

I do have some thoughts

You always knew how to make me smile.

a brandon martin naqvi meme. HEY LESIE SHUT YOUR BLEEPING MOUTH OR A BLEEPING FIGHT WILL HAPPEH EH OH BLEEP ITS COMING MY BABY BLEEP SON OF A BLEEP CRY ME A BLEEP JOHNNY

george i told ya not to go go carting fall and bump your left side! boing good riddance faye you penis urijourtner sent from prit's chaining locks drunksangs!

Ow, my titties!

D'll I did it on illiegal with that Commentary. You can call me Josephine. Thank you for agreed. Kevin. Where you going i need to see that train. Don't worry Josephine. I'll see you in london. If were Lucky. For my tickets into you lose good day sir. My NHS

PURO SKATELAND BRUUUTES !!!!

-You okay, Mini Me? -Mm-hm.

Happy Birthday Dauja!

[YELLS] ...chocolate!

Daddy’s all pent up. Let’s freak!

This spy car's also a submarine.

It seems he doesn't care...

There are two things I can’t stand in this world: people who are intolerant of conservation ideals… And the brown trout!

-The say-what machine? GOLDMEMBER: Come on, now. Ha, ha.

Stick that in your kilnpike and smoke it

Here's my bastard belt.

A lot's kicking, Foxxy. Austin...

No? Just trying it on.

Excellent. We’ve been trying for years to get a mole inside Dr. Evil’s lair.

How about nooo, you smelly bastards??

l got you a present.

THAT'S A KEEPER. YES.

No, l guarantee nothing will happen to Mini Me on my watch.

You know, this is causing me serious psychological harm.

And unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina

I have to calibrate the calibrater isn't that weird

FAT BASTARD: Come here, you.

l guess Mini Me won't get any...

THAT IS NOT FUNNY

Oh, you want to be friends, huh?

Yes Squid pro row

-Bye. AUSTIN: Mole.