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Not too Jewish to worship Jesus, are you?
Station 2: Jesus takes His cross.
Let's see now, when exactly did the temperature start to go up?
there seems to be a lot more takething going on, but there it is.
I have to find out what causes spontaneous combustion or else.
Look fatass, after you die, and get ressur-erected,
Okay, people, stand back, give the little burnt boy some breathing room.
Now all the methane from all those farts has ripped a hole in our ozone.
- Dude! Cartman! - I forgot all about him!
I seriously hate Stan and Kyle!
- Dad, where's our Bible? - Not now, Stan!
We want answers!
Dad!
Apples, get it?
I know you all hate me, but please, for your own sake, fart in moderation.
- Very funny, boys! Go on, beat it! - Why is that funny?
We love you Randy!
- Yeah, do you have any nurections? - Any what?
What are you doing, dad?
Ah crap!
- Why? - Why?!
Damn you, Marsh! Get out of town!
We don't want your solutions, phoney!
- Cartman? - You guys are in big trouble! Now get me down from here!
Boys, did you notice anything strange
- Mr. Garrison, help me! - I do not know you, sir.
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