Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How come you're not dead yet, Cartman?!
- He gave us skin cancer. - Yeah! He put that hole in the ozone,
more and more people go back to holding in all their farts.
Science is good.
Either I'm Jesus or I'll screw you guys, I'm going home!
you're gonna be the most popular man in South Park.
Republicans are so stupid!
Oh Peter, weak.
how he freed us all from the threat of spontaneous combustion.
Could I borrow one of your rocks?
Randy! Randy! Randy!
It's too bad Cartman can't be here to enjoy this.
- Or else what? - Exactly!
How stupid do you think we are?!
- She's upstairs! - Well I have something to give to her!
Yes it is, you guys! Now seriously!
Hey! My dad is pretty cool, too!
You're the best, Randy!
Station 1: Jesus is condemned to death by Pilate.
I hate Stan and Kyle!
This cross is seriously heavy. Oh man! This is totally weak.
Not too jewish to worship Jesus, are you?
Okay, people. Scientist Marsh and I have been working very hard
- Peter! - I don't know you, dude.
Dude, he looks so peaceful without his little orange coat on.
Let's go Twins
And so we salute Randy Marsh and his unified theory of moderation that has saved us all!
And then Jesus was lead away to Mount Sinai,