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I've heard about this! This is spontaneous combustion!
Alright, alright! Name your price.
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
You're right, Stanley! You're absolutely right!
but if I die, everyone's sins will be forgiven, so I guess it's cool.
At first, Jesus was all like "why me?" and he was all pissed off and stuff.
Mayor, I think I'm a little overqualified for this,
No! I think I might have it!
The methane gathers here in the bowel area where it causes pressure.
Well I guess you guys can do the Stations of the Cross by yourselves.
Dude, I think you pulled nut.
Stan?
Find the cause of spontaneous combustion or else!
But it usually only happens to fat people near open flames.
- Are you a lawyer? - Yes.
Die!
sometimes the giveth seems a little disproportionate to the taketh,
Oh well! Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?
because he doesn't have a nurection, so I wanna get him one.