Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Boy, they're really pissed.
- Bye Helen. - By Jer...
Peter, lame. But I'm Jesus, so I'll forgive you, I guess.
Come on Randy, you said we were gonna drink beer and watch the fight.
Dude, you survived all this time on the fat stored up in your body?!
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"? That was Wrath of Khan.
that told everyone to fart all they want.
but if you always fart, you deplete the ozone.
We love you Randy!
When I get my super powers, I'm gonna use them
You children shouldn't be out crucifying yourselves out in this heat!
We love you Charles Make love to me Charles
You guys! Seriously now!
Eric, I have to tell you something, and it's really gonna bum you out!
He didn't do anything. He was always with his new girlfriend.
disaster.
It's just so amazing to be told that you're the best!
We now return to the 42nd Annual Nobel Prize Awards.
Perhaps if more of you attended church on Sundays,
Make love to me Randy! Please!
God, that was not cool at all, dude!
to go visit her, what does that have to do with his death?
And now on to the weather. It's fuckin hot! Thanks to Randy Marsh, sonofabitch!
Well, let's go to our first guest, Dr. Alphonz Mephesto.
That's not your mom calling!
Well, we're gonna go work on getting Kyle's dad a nurection.
You do that and you'll be the most beloved man in South Park.
Even if I found a solution, those people would still all hate me.
That's the fifth store we've been kicked out of! Why is it so hard to get a nurection?
I had a steak wrapped with bacon last night.
Things can not get any more weak for me.
Call a town meeting tomorrow.
Another one! Another one combusted!
- Why? - The answer's too complicated to explain over the phone.
Alright! That does it!
Marsh, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you!
- Where's your dad? - He's hiding down in the basement.
Hey! I don't wanna be Jesus anymore!
We know how to fart Mr. Mackie!
Now you die on that cross and get resurr-erected before I kick your ass!