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Come on Randy, you said we were gonna drink beer and watch the fight.
Perhaps if more of you attended church on Sundays,
Another one! Another one combusted!
We love you Randy!
that told everyone to fart all they want.
Now you die on that cross and get resurr-erected before I kick your ass!
I had a steak wrapped with bacon last night.
We know how to fart Mr. Mackie!
Dude, you survived all this time on the fat stored up in your body?!
You children shouldn't be out crucifying yourselves out in this heat!
Well, we're gonna go work on getting Kyle's dad a nurection.
Make love to me Randy! Please!
It's just so amazing to be told that you're the best!
That's the fifth store we've been kicked out of! Why is it so hard to get a nurection?
- Bye Helen. - By Jer...
Well, let's go to our first guest, Dr. Alphonz Mephesto.
to go visit her, what does that have to do with his death?
We now return to the 42nd Annual Nobel Prize Awards.
Peter, lame. But I'm Jesus, so I'll forgive you, I guess.
disaster.
Call a town meeting tomorrow.
Eric, I have to tell you something, and it's really gonna bum you out!
Boy, they're really pissed.
Alright! That does it!
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"? That was Wrath of Khan.
He didn't do anything. He was always with his new girlfriend.
but if you always fart, you deplete the ozone.
And now on to the weather. It's fuckin hot! Thanks to Randy Marsh, sonofabitch!
Hey! I don't wanna be Jesus anymore!
We love you Charles Make love to me Charles
- Where's your dad? - He's hiding down in the basement.
Things can not get any more weak for me.
When I get my super powers, I'm gonna use them
That's not your mom calling!
You do that and you'll be the most beloved man in South Park.
Marsh, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you!
Even if I found a solution, those people would still all hate me.
- Why? - The answer's too complicated to explain over the phone.
God, that was not cool at all, dude!
You guys! Seriously now!