Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

DON'T JOKE, SAM!
NO, REALLY.
I'VE SAID TO MYSELF,
THE TEMPERATURE UNDER MY COLLAR, COACH.
NOT UNTIL WE'VE HAD A BROUHAHA.
OH, LAST WEEK ON CHEERS,
STICK A KNIFE BETWEEN MY SHOULDER BLADES.
STICK MY NAME UP THERE TOO, WILL YOU, SHARKEY?
WHAT FORK HE SHOULD USE WITH HIS SOUP AND SALAD.
AND HE TOLD HIM TO GET OUT OF THE PLACE.
I DO, HOWEVER, STILL GET A FEW CHRISTMAS CARDS.
YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE COVER STORY
SOMETIMES HE MAKES ME CRY.
OH, HEY, NO. I'M GIVING YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.
WHAT ABOUT THAT MALIGNANT GROWTH
OH, COME ON. COME ON.
THE PICNIC IS OFF.
I WAS AFRAID SHE MIGHT THINK I WAS SERIOUS,
ANYWAY...WHERE WAS I?
BROU ON YOUR OWN HAHA.
SO YOU WON'T DO IT?
WELL, I FINALLY GOT SOMETHING TO CHEER HER UP HERE.
YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE KISS ME RIGHT HERE,
IT'S BACK.
I HAD SOMEBODY DO A GREAT PAINTING OF HER FROM THOSE PHOTOGRAPHS
YOU KNOW SOMETHING? SHE'S BEEN LATE EVERY DAY THIS WEEK.
YOU DON'T KNOW HIM.
HEY! THAT'S BEAUTIFUL!
* PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME *
THE FAT, BRAYING ASS WOULD.
ACTUALLY, I'VE WON A LOT OF THESE BABIES.