Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's for robbing Etan's bar mitzvah.
While everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom...
I'll be in my trailer using this script to wipe my-
I pee sitting down because of my joints.
held your mother down and made her watch while they kissed my neck-
Oh, you're having a laugh at me.
- ## [Stops] - [High-pitched Screaming] They're stealing my presents!
- Ah. - Ah. - Yep, I've been there.
Beit din? Wh-What's that?
English - US - SDH
# Good morning, U.S.A. #
engine 9 edward
Wait. Where's my invitation?
Actually, I've sort of moved away from traditional religion.
[Dance, With Sampled Voices] #Captain's log, Captain's log, Ca-Ca-Captain's log #
How great is this thing? It throws farts up to a hundred yards.
- [Speaking Japanese] - Yeah, on my mom's side.
- Because I'm taking him before the beit din. - I don't know what that is.
- High-tech invitations to Etan's bar mitzvah. - ## [Electronic: "Hava Nagila'"]
Okay, Bubbe Judy, I'm just comin' to the end of the stairs now. Yeah, the motor stairs.
Steve, I don't care that he's rich. I care that he's mature.
Etan took what was precious to me, so now I'm gonna take what's precious to him.
Ethics he wants to talk about? [Scoffs]
[Man] #It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. #
is a million times more awesome than your crummy one's gonna be...
- Oh, boy. - And isn't it true...
I need the world's greatest computer hacker...