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Geez, who died?
Life for our ancestors peaceful, until Homo sapiens arrive.
This is the greatest injustice germany has ever committed!
Care for another, sir?
Nah, I'm just kidding. My pastor helped me through my grief.
Also, ow.
Most folks just call me Orange Joe.
Yep. They get a big shipment every Saturday!
So be it.
And keep your stupid chicken hat, too!
And the worst part is, I had to have the breakup sex by myself!
Fruzen Gladje!
Purple?
Oh, yeah. Second place!
I don't know. I think I whanged my head pretty bad.
Bring on the beer! And the scantily clad barmaids!
release the giant sloth
I guess it's just me and you, chicken hat.
Chef Fritz, thank God you're all right!
Whoa! Even with harps, that's still
Bender's sausage just won third place.
Because it makes me feel happy and confused and wistful and sad.
And I do have vague memories of people refusing to breed with me!