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and they've been married 150 years.
I need cold compresses and a Bloody Mary. Quick!
How could Eric lose that ring? And more importantly, how could he think it was ugly?
- It's okay. - (Sobbing)
Hey, alien zombies, get a load of that ring!
Donna got it for me, so I'll feel right at home...
Hyde, my girlfriend has bad taste.
No, Donna. No, it isn't.
about the fact that I'm never gonna have another baby.
Well, you-you have a job.
Okay, but one thing my application doesn't say...
Hey, maybe people'll think you won the Super Bowl.
let's just take it back and buy me somethin' pretty.
- Man, that is one big-ass ring! - (Stereo: Rock)
I got it at the mall.
Greetings, super dumb-asses.
So, basically, you got mad at me for being a victim of robbery.
I once lost a six-foot-long rubber chili dog.
I think I'd like to take a nap now.