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and I had to go work and I had all these responsibilities?
It's my senior dance recital tonight.
To erase and re-record, press 2.
- That's great. - I just got pregnant.
We're gonna do this every Friday from now on.
♪ You can lose sight of it all ♪
What?
but we only have one car,
Why are you dressed like my mother?
when I went to college as a grown-up
It makes me feel like I'm on hold all day.
So I called my wife to come get it,
instead of just picking one country
Oh, that means it's just outsi...
Usually when I get drunk, I talk really loud,
It's a party, mother-fathers,
♪ I see your true colors ♪
the banging.
You're not pushing the button.
Guess we can't sell these. Right.
♪ Can make you feel so small ♪
That looked pretty serious.
You know what else I regret? That time...
"Fun zone"?
I know that every time you start a sentence
Dina.
Part of me's glad I missed the recital.
Reminds me of my indoor rock-climbing days.
It's a laugh riot.
Oh, I don't waste my time with anger.
I'm stuck at work for an hour or two, but save my seat.
- Can you make me look like her? - Like a black woman?
For what it's worth,