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'till they're worthless and weak.
I look pretty sexy in mine.
A paper cut.
Hey, well, uh, good luck at your tryout.
That's why it's so important for me to play football
♪ Feelin' ♪
But now I'm back in school!
Alan, wait!
Well, maybe legally
And don't worry I... I can't get pregnant.
Just thinking about the big game.
Uh...
Sorry, just curious.
I stole the TV...
the Flatpoint Donkeys!
Team mate.
Oh, oh Alan, no, I just didn't want you to be disappointed.
Yes, paper.
I guess what I learned from all this is
But you're... you're swimming.
Well, things are back to normal around here.
You need to be more...
Is it like having your eyes closed?
The hassles are just the same.
Hut!
Move it, ladies!
[CRASH]
My hands are tied.
Oh.
Mind if I walk with you for a while?
I mean I'd do it all over again...
♪ and I am feelin' ♪
Ughn!
and not being able to find the light switch?
I'm here for you, Alan.
There ya go.
and you can't beat our Flatpoint Asses!
I'm serious, I'm blind.