Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Oh, baby, baby ♪

Lip-syncing is the equivalent of

an elaborate crayon-scape entitled "Happyville."

of the William McKinley High School Glee Club,

I'm fine, thank you.

They make you dissect a pig, and I'm kosher.

It was kind of a rough summer.

So here's what you missed on Glee: Rachel's in New York,

What are you thinking?

♪ Oh, womanizer, Oh, you're a womanizer, baby ♪

school policy says you get a warning.

that Brittany S. Pierce be reinstated

are all walls for that.

Santana would have understood.

She has an amazing perfume you can smell from miles away.

♪ I guess I need you, baby ♪

Maria von Trapp, Willy Loman, Shrek.

♪ If I was your boyfriend ♪ ♪ Na na na ♪

♪ Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer ♪

Do you need a baby wipe?

I promise, it's not that bad.

I'm thinking of kissing you.

♪ If I said I want your body now ♪

♪ I'd never leave you, girl ♪

♪ Boy, don't try to front ♪

to get kicked off the Cheerios!

that didn't feel appropriate over text.

Last year, I was lost in a haze

"If I met me, I would say a quick hello

at the annual back-to-school pep rally this week.

After school, I'm hopping into bed,

♪ Every time I try to fly I fall ♪

Yeah, but what's the crime rate like in this neighborhood?

I do have what it takes to be sexy.

♪ Crazy, I'm in too deep ♪

♪ If you don't like the company ♪

that you're not important or smart or worth anything.

We're sorry, Mr. Shue.

We're short a boy, so a girl needs to sit out.

I'm not one of your students.

What are we gonna perform? Good question.

♪ That is just so typically me ♪

♪ Crazy, crazy ♪

♪ You ♪ ♪ You're oh so charming ♪

Even though it totally sucks balls.

it's all about sex.

at the only place I feel will truly appreciate

What does Shyster have you guys singing?

effective immediately.

Welcome, children, to McKinley High's annual fall assembly,

and you know what, none of it made me a man.

Now, your performance,

I hold in my hand the most recent

♪ Wanna whisper in your ear ♪

Garbage wrapped in skin.

I felt like you were picking on me for no reason.

three full points. My girls no longer see

I'm not in Glee Club.

I'll text you if we get a break. Okay.

Get out of my class. Get out of my class!

I got your note to come meet you here.