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My reaction to jevin in corruptbox 3

Just like a woman to wear jewelry into battle.

(FARTS AGAIN) Oh, God. I think I shit my pants.

She used to write that in my lunchbox.

childhood illnesses, so stay away from me.

but reckless actions of yours, Susan!

Where is the package?

Nancy, are you sure this guy is even an agent?

Forget it, Cooper.

So, what's the plan? Who are we meeting?

It's quite buttery.

(FARTING) Oh, God.

That was not part of my plan.

You know, just, let's leave Anton alone for now.

Well, I won't give it to you.

you are a good agent.

I want her dead for what she did to Fine.

that the weapon is still being offered to the highest bidder.

Did you mean that?

This fuckery stops now!

Martha Stewart had a breakdown, kind of feel.

Stormed my winter palace But they couldn't take it.

I know everything.

Okay, don't panic.

You're crying now!

This one's for Fine.

I don't think you will.

is a hell of a lot different than sitting behind your fucking monitor...

i am going to bring popeyes to dieterland no no no now samraat and uzaki are going to fuckign rape us and then rape lew cuz he broke up aaaa

That's getting further from it!

Don't touch my fucking hair!

Solsa Dudaev, the al-Qaeda-funded leader

there was a 13-year-old girl named Carol...

...if you want to print up a new label. No, I'd have to turn the printer on again.

What are you doing in my room?

You Swedish bitch.

I'm fine now. Thank you so much.

and then rip back and sizzle.

Perfect hair. Perfect face.

I am not in the fucking mood for your bullshit!

I changed my mind.

Watch the road!

No, you didn't.

I'm coming, Susan. I'm here!

Why did you not become a field agent?

and I've read all of The Hunger Games...

Keep an eye out for this woman.

What, I gotta pay?

He's the sweetest.

I'm not a big cake...

Their fate has just been sealed.

I'm a private bodyguard,

Once, I asked someone for a Tylenol,

Okay. Let's go.

Well... Oh. That's a...

That's very good! Because I'm tall.

Why aren't you in Capri?

"Do you like chocolate? Well, then I'll make you a vanilla."

using only a raincoat as a parachute...

Sorry. I'll let you go.

You're my bodyguard, not my business partner...

And they're not gonna reimburse you for all that.

Uh... No keys, Coop.

and then you'd be standing here

Years. Three years and 40 days.

I had to look through your things.

Whoo-hoo! Al! We got a whole...

Elaine said nothing fancy, so I've gone with earthy.

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

SUSAN: Is that... I can't even...

(PANTING) Oh, God. He went into a building.

God, you're funny, huh?

And fuck you for saying

on radio silence just a little bit longer.

Can you imagine me as a spy?

I still wear a halo my Lord.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

I was, to say the least, uncomfortable with the event.

ELAINE: We've intercepted chatter...

Ain't nobody orders me around!

I'm gonna go to De Luca's and back up Fine.

Because she's in love with him.

I will rip your fucking heart out of your chest.

I'd say I have more than 10 seconds.

Although I fear I may have become

No, I'd have to turn the printer on again.

Jesus, Colin, what the fuck are you doing?

How much am I supposed to like Beaches?

♪ I'm gonna get ya ♪

Not gonna wear it?

"Hey, terrorists, you better watch out,"

I know what you're saying.

doesn't buy what it used to, does it?

Is that me? I can't really... (GUN CLICKING)

I'll tell you another thing.

You know what, I'm not going down like this.

What kind of diversion? A big one!

Get back to work!

He looks like he's in the cast of Newsies.

(SCOFFS) Extremely pathetic.

And by the way, I can see your gun

and I'm the vice president of the Ames Garden Club.

You're just figuring that out?

I don't think it's a fiber supplement.

Your name should be "Mr. Bag o' Dicks"...

I was about to head back to my hotel and go to sleep.

you know what you can do, Rayna?

And I'm guessing that your boys here

Also, it needs your fingerprints on it to work.

That your big fucking plan?

FINE: Okay, Coop. Just pulling up.

Everything is cut right.

I'm gonna give you a warning.

Playtime's over.

and have access to voice and data coming into his office...

And do not let De Luca see you.

I'll track De Luca inside, then I'll report.

Nice drone work, Coop!

across the street from De Luca's.

in my earpiece.

I almost put it up on YouTube.

with any of the targets.

No. Not at all. Let's go.

Do you have anyone on your team...

Chew one of these.

I’m not gonna cry

He's got a friend.

and he's a traitor.

- This is no sweat. - FORD: Looks like you're sweating to me.

Fuck it. Look, you did a good job.

I like things that are easy.

We'll be giving you a new identity.

I had to take out my earpiece and my camera.

♪ Oh, ah, oh ♪

I don't know how she ran so fast, particularly with that hair.

Okay, she does not have super ears...

Yeah, you just seem looser. Like, in your hips.