HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- This is no sweat. - FORD: Looks like you're sweating to me.
and have access to voice and data coming into his office...
He looks like he's in the cast of Newsies.
Feel better.
you are a good agent.
Whoo-hoo! Al! We got a whole...
SUSAN: Is that... I can't even...
Fuck it. Look, you did a good job.
across the street from De Luca's.
I'm coming, Susan. I'm here!
What?
I'm fine now. Thank you so much.
(FARTING) Oh, God.
childhood illnesses, so stay away from me.
She used to write that in my lunchbox.
and then you'd be standing here
Everything is cut right.
and then rip back and sizzle.
I don't know how she ran so fast, particularly with that hair.
You have to!
Thank you.
You're my bodyguard, not my business partner...
in my earpiece.
Why aren't you in Capri?
Budapest?
I want her dead for what she did to Fine.
Watch the road!
Martha Stewart had a breakdown, kind of feel.
Years. Three years and 40 days.
...if you want to print up a new label. No, I'd have to turn the printer on again.
Their fate has just been sealed.
You know, just, let's leave Anton alone for now.
Did you mean that?
(GASPS)
and I've read all of The Hunger Games...
I changed my mind.
Jesus, Colin, what the fuck are you doing?
Yes.
Because she's in love with him.
Nancy, are you sure this guy is even an agent?
I was, to say the least, uncomfortable with the event.
I'll tell you another thing.
Thank you.
I will rip your fucking heart out of your chest.
I like things that are easy.
(PANTING) Oh, God. He went into a building.
on radio silence just a little bit longer.
Okay, don't panic.
What, I gotta pay?
You know what, I'm not going down like this.
That's very good! Because I'm tall.
Your name should be "Mr. Bag o' Dicks"...
Okay.
I still wear a halo my Lord.
♪ Oh, ah, oh ♪
you know what you can do, Rayna?
doesn't buy what it used to, does it?
Oh, God.
Chew one of these.
I'm not!
No. Not at all. Let's go.
Nice drone work, Coop!
Holy shit.
Is that me? I can't really... (GUN CLICKING)
That was not part of my plan.
"Renaldo."
It's...
Forget it, Cooper.
And fuck you for saying
I had to take out my earpiece and my camera.
Elaine said nothing fancy, so I've gone with earthy.
I know everything.
ELAINE: We've intercepted chatter...
Do you have anyone on your team...
My reaction to jevin in corruptbox 3
No, I'd have to turn the printer on again.
You're just figuring that out?
I'm not a big cake...
(CHUCKLES)
Get back to work!
How much am I supposed to like Beaches?
Well... Oh. That's a...
Very skilled.
(LAUGHS)
Ain't nobody orders me around!
Can you imagine me as a spy?
with any of the targets.
Oh, God! Yes.
What kind of diversion? A big one!
Where is the package?
Okay, she does not have super ears...
"Do you like chocolate? Well, then I'll make you a vanilla."
This fuckery stops now!
Also, it needs your fingerprints on it to work.
Not gonna wear it?
Perfect hair. Perfect face.
Keep an eye out for this woman.
Solsa Dudaev, the al-Qaeda-funded leader
(YELLS)
It's nice.
No, no, no!
is a hell of a lot different than sitting behind your fucking monitor...
FINE: Okay, Coop. Just pulling up.
You're crying now!
And do not let De Luca see you.
Uh... No keys, Coop.
Why did you not become a field agent?
I'm a private bodyguard,
Oh, my God.
That your big fucking plan?
He's got a friend.
i am going to bring popeyes to dieterland no no no now samraat and uzaki are going to fuckign rape us and then rape lew cuz he broke up aaaa
What?
Oh, no.
Bullshit?
Under the car!
And by the way, I can see your gun
I know what you're saying.
And they're not gonna reimburse you for all that.
That's getting further from it!
(WHIMPERING)
(ALL YELLING)
Mr. Dudaev.
And I'm guessing that your boys here
I'd say I have more than 10 seconds.
Uh...
Oh, my God!
and he's a traitor.
Stormed my winter palace But they couldn't take it.
Sorry. I'll let you go.
♪ I'm gonna get ya ♪
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
I'm gonna give you a warning.
Once, I asked someone for a Tylenol,
Well, I won't give it to you.
You know what,
Okay. Let's go.
So, what's the plan? Who are we meeting?
God, you're funny, huh?
using only a raincoat as a parachute...
Oops.
(FARTS AGAIN) Oh, God. I think I shit my pants.
I failed.
Playtime's over.
He's the sweetest.
I don't think it's a fiber supplement.
Yeah, you just seem looser. Like, in your hips.
We'll be giving you a new identity.
I don't think you will.
It's quite buttery.
I'll track De Luca inside, then I'll report.
I am not in the fucking mood for your bullshit!
What are you doing in my room?
Although I fear I may have become
You Swedish bitch.
This one's for Fine.
but reckless actions of yours, Susan!
Oh, my God!
I was about to head back to my hotel and go to sleep.
He did.
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
Yeah, sure.
there was a 13-year-old girl named Carol...
I'm gonna go to De Luca's and back up Fine.
No, you didn't.
Cooping.
Ooh.
"Hey, terrorists, you better watch out,"
I’m not gonna cry
I had to look through your things.
that the weapon is still being offered to the highest bidder.
Don't touch my fucking hair!
Fredrick!
I almost put it up on YouTube.
(SCOFFS) Extremely pathetic.
Just like a woman to wear jewelry into battle.
and I'm the vice president of the Ames Garden Club.
Hey, baby?