HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Listen to me. You're not gonna get anywhere near her...
This isn't fucking playtime anymore! Yeah?
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
They seem so glamorous, but...
You should have seen your face! You were like...
Cooper, you're right.
Where? I don't know yet.
I'm gonna swing like I'm on a trapeze,
of working as an intermediary with terrorist groups.
You're perfect, God damn it.
and let you send in a fucking secretary...
living off her disability checks.
Bless my heart, bless my soul Like my mama told me so.
No, thank you. They're fine. Okay.
and your father hired me to protect you.
Did he also make you dress like a slutty dolphin trainer?
than to bid farewell to colleagues taken from us.
Poor little, pathetic Susan Coleman.
This girl ain't a good girl no more.
Oh, God, why did I have that stew?
You forgot my name again, didn't you?
Who puts a roof on a scooter? What are you, the Pope?
if you haven't seen Phantom yet...
Jeez. You had to take me to such a dump?
What? She's a double agent!
- (GUNSHOT) - (GASPS)
(MAN WHISTLING)
Nice try, Coop.
Good gravy, Fine.
Just so I can wear your jacket,
And I still had to pretend
Jesus. Look, one of us has to go in.
I gotta go warn him!
because De Luca is here and I need to get close to him.
God damn it!
You want me to slow it down for you? Okay.
NANCY: Oh. Wow.
to get that bomb onto American soil.
Nance? Oh, my God, Susan!
One day, lady super spy...
I'm gonna take that fucking coat.
Here I come, here I come here I come...
So...
Well I'm your bad seed rising Ain't no use denying.
So he was the one that made me come up
Ooh... Not a diamond ring! No!
That's okay. I get it.
God damn it, I told you to dress up.
Just look at her.
Hang tight.
♪ I still wear a halo, my Lord ♪
I will take that as...
and broke both legs upon landing.
Now, let me get this straight.
Get your hands off my boobs!
curl up with a good book.
neutralizing your target.
Did you come up with your spy name yet?
No, no, no!
I'm just kidding. A man's throat dissolved.
I like to play the odds. Yeah. Well, good luck.
What is this bullshit?
I found this staircase
You're not even allowed to smoke in here.
Susan.
(SCREAMS)
Did he also make you dress like A sluty Dolphin trainer?
Oh, that's an oily scalp.
Very pretty.
No!
De Luca must have known we were coming.
Look at you and your tailored...
Do I have something for you?
(WOMAN SOBBING)
You are gonna blow my fucking cover.
Well, I'm allergic to disgusting
Good, it was supposed to.
Freeze!
I don't know how you do things like that.
These people we are dealing with, they like to...
He'd starve them...
(WHOOPING)
No wonder your father never had the son he wanted.
I look anything like that fucking beast.
Hotel Modiere, please.
Yes, it is.
You're the best.
a single woman travelling through Europe would have.
"Well-behaved women often make history."
NANCY: I know. That dress.
When you get paid and wanna go out and your bros tell you that they wanna be home with their gfa
Don't you dare! Oh, my God!
Hristo was supposed to be looking after me at the bar...
Pull up my file... Jesus! Not my keyboard
I got you. Okay.
You're exciting. Come on, let's cheer you up.
Yeah? Well, you look like an Ewok died on your head.
I need you to untie me.
I will fall in love.
Nice copter! Where'd you get it?
NANCY: No one so far, Susan.
or are they just having a company retreat
Okay, this will be different. Exactly the same face.
At what? Getting things out of a high cupboard?
Please, I just need to remain
Round two?
(GUNSHOT) Or shoot him in the head.
Your cheap prom dress doesn't exactly scream sophistication.
and go 18 months in intensive care
Ooh. That's a little unsavory.
AMBER VALENTINE
The Hampton Inn Suites
Well I'm your bad seed rising Ain't no use denying.
You used to call him "Beverly Whine"!
Sometimes a man needs to go to sea
If it hadn't been for me last night...
It's in pretty bad shape.
No, you're gonna ruin this mission!
This thing is almost over.
so you look like a limp-dick unicorn.
Susan. Oh, my God! Hi!
Bad seed rising Ain't no use in lying.
We need you to fly to Prague tomorrow...
You shot her?
as good as you in the basement.
You fainted just long enough for us to laugh at you.
Nancy, I know, but I'm in deep
I would imagine a lot, if you have the watch.
My life is a disaster.
Thanks for letting me know.
Wow. Oh...
You wouldn't understand.
you would currently be crashed in the Alps right now.
Oh, and I have to fire my gardener.
This is... strange.
and make me beg for biscuits...
No use denying, this girl ain't a good girl no more.
Mmm.
You eat like a baby.
You know where the villa is?
you'd be lying on the floor, soaking wet and breathless...
I'm not sacrifi... I'm coming back.
It's so you. Is it?
It's so F***ING hot!
Super slow. Good luck getting that in the next hour.
I gotta know who she's working for.
If we don't get rid of him right now,
Do not let Rayna see that woman.
and everybody said, "You're never gonna make enough money."
Well, whatever the fuck it is, let's just call you dead.
Croupon.
FORD: Arrivederci.
Eccentric, like you are.
10 seconds, or you're dead.
We done came so far I mean, look where we are
Majored in international law at Oxford.
Bradley Fine.
When I gave up teaching to join the CIA,
De Luca is not going to take you anything.
Rome is quite amaz...
You own a computer? You heard of fucking Google?
De Luca's got the bomb on the helicopter. Get up!
Yahtzee.
Okay. She was marvelous.
and use my braid as a dog leash...
I watched the couple that raised me explode in a van.
I thought everything was gonna be different.
"Well-behaved women seldom make history"?
Drones taking all the cool assignments?
But what if she did hear?
"Just blend in." "Let somebody else win."
Nancy, okay, you know the woman
Come. We need to get you to De Luca.
Oh, she's the worst.
Run off together.
But he especially didn't like it
What are you gonna do?
When this is over, I'm gonna shave that fucking head.
Hack into the Rolls' tracking system.
That's just really not the most
No, wait!
- They're the worst. - NANCY: Boo, yachts.
"Hot as fuck!"
"and surprises."
Oh. Wow.
(FINE LAUGHS)
Stop licking it!
and rich people would bet...
Kya, who pissed you right off today? Oh.
Yeah, real tough guy in his Louis Vuitton backpack.
Nancy, do you see that?
Thank you. Yeah.
Her father would never have left himself this exposed.
You're gonna get your pictures.
Keep it together, Susan, okay?
Oh, my God.
I've swallowed enough microchips
I know because he keeps trying