Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nice place, eh? Yeah.

Then I need you to write Prudence an apology letter,

♪ And make a joyful noise ♪

I know, but I must deliver this apology letter to her.

but I know you have your meeting with the Lollipop Guild.

No, no, no! You!

when you forget to put sl

It's called Kartapal Birigalapatt.

He doesn't have to stand up to his mother.

They're not shaking!

Daffy Duck pushing a lawn mower through my pubes.

Yeah. Here we go.

Breakin’ the backseat! It is my day of lucky!

Well, this kitten's got a whip. Meow!

TRENT: Game three here in Los Angeles. The L.A. Kings have beaten the Leafs.

Hey! It's down to one game.

you may remove the belt.

PITKA: (IN MORGAN FREEMAN'S VOICE) When I was a child in India,

Ow! Ooooh! O! My coq! My cock! My wee-willy wang

Amende! Combattez n'importe qui pour quelque raison que ce soit.

TRENT: And the Kings take the first game of the Stanley Cup Finals.

that my student was finally shedding his defenses.

I think they're doing it, Trent.

The five-hole is here, between the legs.

Hey! I said stay away from the girl!

you're not allowed to fight anyone in today's hockey match.

Roanoke on the breakaway, just him and Grande!

which is where our journey begins.

All right, you know what?

Look at you. You're jumpy.

Not a chance, boss.

Thank you. Thank you, sir.

Until we get the call from Oprah.

♪ You were my eye... ♪

I'm the next Deepak Chopra, right?

♪ You were my voice ♪ ♪ when I couldn't speak ♪

Connection. Yeah.

♪ Everybody needs a bosom ♪ ♪ for a pillow ♪

Congratulations, you have been regressed.

He's finally here for the first time on the Oprah show.

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and two elephants started humping outside,

I want to become a guru so girls will like me.

Known as the Tiger Woods of hockey,

TRENT: Ladies and gentlemen, the Leafs take the ice.

You're just devoted to a higher purpose.

I emptied the load stuck in my ballsack

Darren Roanoke is in the game!

People may say bad things about you

'cause there's only six minutes left in the game!

Mariska Hargitay, Your Holiness.

I explain that when love goes wrong...

JAY: That's when Roanoke fell apart.

Yes! "Gee, you are you." TM.

A real connection.

Do you want Prudence back? Of course I do.

Uncle Jack. Can I get a hand getting off this elephant?

Jane, I promise you, everything will be fine.

Pressure makes diamonds.

Jane! Do you trust me?

I speak of intimacy, or "into-me-I-see."

That little booger gave me a nose-whistle during the whole show.

I have one idea that just might work. Yeah.

You have, what we call in the guru business,

I see someone who's ready for change.

Your Holiness, I spoke with the producers at Oprah,

Oh, yeah, they do. Oh, no, they don't.

Then, after he got syphilis, he would say things like,

The first period came before he got syphilis.

I think I'm about to risk something.

Perhaps I can change him.

if you've never been in a relationship?

No! Leave that man out of this.

Nuts in a sling.

I'm not married.

The end of game four, and the Leafs take it two to zero.

and me being number two?

Tonawanda Street? I know this street.

TRENT: Roanoke is hit hard. Open net! He misses!

As great as you are, I don't need to become the next Deepak Chopra.

(CROWD APPLAUDING)

Ow ! My cock! My coq! My calk!

Isn't that just adorable?

♪ More than words ♪

We shall now compete in a game of tag.

Omar Sharif, my balls!

Rajneesh, I'd like an alligator soup, and make it snappy.

♪ Lead me to your rock ♪

♪ And make a joyful noise ♪

Tickle, tickle.

And what's the other tattoo?

Roanoke found out his wife, Prudence,

I've read all your books.