Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

if I didn't have to deal with the city that hates me.

I have two tattoos.

Mariska Hargitay

My balls, you prick!

Yeah. Just for funzies, you know.

Now, the new one, Darren Roanoke.

It is an Indian martial art known as "how to hurt a guy."

♪ BOTH: I'm a lover ♪

And look at this crowd! They are guru crazy!

This is great, Your Holiness!

He said, "Damn!"

(MOUTHING) I love you.

Will you help me? I can't.

♪ It's enough to drive you ♪ ♪ crazy if you let it ♪

Beat it. I gotta take a dump.

So, you didn't reject me.

What's a Bullard Curse?

We must adjust your negativity, mature you,

♪ Working 9:00 to 5:00 ♪ ♪ for service and devotion ♪

Can I still jerk off

Or "into-me-I-see."

♪ LILLIAN: Oh, say, can you see ♪

Now I'm finished! And, Pitka!

Wow, these things are heavy. Yeah.

Keep the elephant running.

You mean Roan-choke more like.

Jane, there is no curse.

So, what do you want to do now?

TRENT: Roanoke has done it! We're all tied!

♪ More than words ♪

Yes, he has a ginormous hog.

If Roanoke doesn't pull through, it's all over for the Leafs.

Now, we get the nuts nice and hot, so they tighten up and get firm.

♪ What a way to make a living ♪

♪ Some people call me Maurice ♪

I had a hat like that once. Yeah?

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

Let's get back to the action.

Where are you going?

Oh, yeah, they do. Oh, no, they don't.

I am so hungry I could eat a skunk's bottom.

Roanoke brought the sport to a whole new audience.

It's just that you're not always the most supportive, Ma.

If I sit like this any longer, I'm gonna pop my dink bag.

Coach, I'm ready.

What's wrong with shark skin?

Welcome to my new Toronto ashram.

(LAUGHING) Why am I laughing, man?

My BALLS you asshole

♪ Is that all right ♪

Right, let's talk about Jacques Grande!

The whole nine yards.

By the power of Gahar, I command thee to vanish!

DICK: Guru Pitka?

Thank you, Guru Tugginmypudha.

Would His Holiness staying on qualify as an extension?

it's pronounced 'blowme'

♪ They let your dream ♪ ♪ just to watch them shatter ♪

Do not peck my fucking eyes! Don't peck my eyes!

in time to win the Stanley Cup.

There are four holes. One for each corner.

Only early attempts at success.

♪ Oh, I shall not be moved ♪

Ow! Oh! MY BALLS!

Now, I myself have a guru, Guru Tugginmypudha.

The last rule of guru is to rid student of the need of guru.

Don’t you ever hit my big hairy nuts again !

Is it made from dog?

Doesn't work sometimes.

Sins of the father is complete and i need to sleep!

It would just be easier to change,

Thank you, Your Holiness.

and he still has the biggest wiener in hockey.

It's a bar fight!

Darren and Prudence are back together, we got a shot at winning the Cup,

Then you are not allowed to fight anyone for any reason!

ALL: Mariska Hargitay.

You're the Guru Pitka.