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Hi, I'm Trent Lueders!
I jizzed in my pants
He earned his nickname, "Le Coq,"
You are not to fight anyone.
Executive Producers Gary Barber Roger Birnbaum
Come on, Roanoke! Let's go!
♪ I'm a smoker ♪
(ALL CHEERING)
I do trust you.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
they guarantee that you will be on her show!
Elephant trumpeting
TM.
You don't know hockey!
(IMITATING WHIP CRACKING)
A role model turned bad boy.
Well, here comes Lucy the elephant.
They are one game away from a Stanley Cup victory.
Well, to be more accurate, the joke was in Rajneesh's hands.
(LAW AND ORDER SOUND EFFECT)
Break the pickle.
- JANE: Congratulations. - DICK: Well done.
PITKA: (IN MORGAN FREEMAN'S VOICE) And so our story ends
(WHOOPS)
Mariska Hargitay. That's great.
I am poking your third eye.
The man's an ass!
Hippie queer!
♪ I am the love guru, yeah ♪
(SITAR PLAYING)
It all comes down to this, ladies and gentlemen.
I say take the risk.
Yes. I only pulled away from you because of this.
Put that Shit On a T-Shirt
Ma! I'm a grown man, and I can take it from here.
(ZIPPER UNZIPPING)
I am His Holiness, the Guru Pitka.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Yeah, he's got a lot of that, all right.
So, Guru, enlighten us. What is your plan?
That's great. Nice hat.
Oh! You hurt my wee wee
The only way out is in.
I like it.
thicker than a snicker
Be Loving & Openhearted With My Emotions
I will squeeze your big ass as I empty my pent up aching blue balls
Tonight is all about champions.
♪ I get my loving on the run ♪
You just said don't fight... What, it's just arbitrary with you?
♪ No, no, no, no ♪
(EXCLAIMING)
TRENT: Roanoke is freaking out...
No, you suck!
It's just ugly.
Eight seconds!
The check.
♪ Working 9:00 to 5:00, ♪ ♪ yeah! ♪
who became my greatest teacher.
Ohh! Great ghandi My gonads
Thicker than a snicker
It's Darren Roanoke.
Why you got your heads down?
DARREN: Niagara Falls is amazing.
wiiの間
You are my compass.
.
Yeah.
Golf course staff this time of year Every year
Thanks, Jay.
Would you like your nuts to be crushed?
♪ But if you only knew ♪
But the refs will see that on our post-game highlight reel.
That's it!
So, before you take this shot, I just need to say
What are you doing?
- Go! Go! - ALL: Here we go!
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
She broke it off with Grande,
I'm gonna kill you, Roanoke!
(EXCLAIMING)
Nothing. Why do you ask?
TRENT: They're coming after Roanoke!
Show it to me.
Jay?
Pressure also makes rubble.
♪ I'm a midnight toker ♪
I would like to have a "damn" moment like that someday.
The people at Oprah are very excited!
Mariska Hargitay, Val Kilmer.
So did you give Prudence my apology letter or what?
were talking about the meaning of life,
I love you.
Two games!
Boo! You suck, Bullard!
(CURSING IN FRENCH)
You're as cute as pie.
thicker than a Snicker...
Darren.
Welcome Guru Pitka.
I think yes
I explain that, people may say bad things about you,
sdf sadf
It is called Stink Mop.
I told you that we shouldn't have come here.
That was lovely. But we need to talk about Darren.
You cant mess with me if you wanted to ok Ok?
(GROANS)
Well, I hear you rappin', Sister McCrappin'.
and you got on Oprah.
Oh, really?
No!
♪ I didn't think so ♪
Can you forgive me?
Would you like your nuts chrushed
If you follow my method, not only will you win Stanley's Cup,
Locked
Yes.
Yeah! You are laughing!
Because you are now distracted, therefore playing better.
And the you of "guru" is intimacy.
I'm not here to work with you.
Go, Leafs, go! Go, Leafs, go!
(SOFTLY) Read the letter.
Im the queen of the show Hahahh really cause i dont think so
Guru Tugginmypudha, you are so good with nunchucks,
PITKA: It was at this point that I realized
Nothing goes right ...nothing goes right.
Our plane leaves in 20 minutes.
Now, what happens if you don't score this goal?
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)