Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let's look at the word "guru," okay?
But I don't care if you win the Stanley Cup.
It sort of became our song.
His childhood? Yes.
So, all the men in the city blame me and my family.
Remember, being vulnerable is being woundable.
"Damn!" Quaking pudding. That's not good.
Cheerio. Bye.
What's this? A dead one of these
It's the story of a hockey player named Darren Roanoke,
(IN ROBOTIC VOICE) By your command.
DARREN: Okay. Yo, this my street right here.
Are you all right?
Beat it, Rajneesh.
Okay, gotta go.
"love without knowledge."
(LAW AND ORDER SOUND EFFECT)
It's thicker than a snicker
No!
you would leave me.
Do you have something to say to me?
Now, how long will it take you to get dressed and get down to the ice?
(GASPING)
Well, thank you.
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪
You feel inadequate,
That's hilarious. My parents are dead. Thanks.
and a grueling process of intense self-examination.
DARREN: Him, too?
Fate is a joke.
Rajneesh! Mariska Hargitay.
Ann Visible, Ann Flatable, and Ann Job.
(ALL EXCLAIMS)
(PITKA CHUCKLING)
ITS PRONOUNCED BLOWME
What? You tell me to be vulnerable, and then you turn around and wound me?
He could play in game four.
ALL: EIEIO.
And I got her cheap.
QueenisABitch is the worst Youtube Ever
I decided to use the Morgan Freeman setting.
What's the other way? Well...
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪
You punched my testicles!
We must distract you from your emotional pain,
.
Oh.
I can't explain.
Come, come! Come on, boy! Elephant coming through!
TM.
(IN FRENCH ACCENT) This interview is over.
♪ With folks like me on ♪ ♪ the job from 9:00 to 5:00 ♪
I find that term condescending!
PITKA: Yes!
It says BLOWME
You were born on third, and you think you hit a triple!
Mi cajones! Mi bolas ! Mi pelotas !
Chastity belt? That sucks!
(HUMMING)
Doesn't feel good, does it?
May I still drain my balls
Oh, hi.
No depends
Cough.
Hey!
Come on, Bodhi! Let's go quickly! Come on, Bodhi!
Yes, I am.
I love my job!
MAN: Starting mark.
Ooo My nutsack! My nut’s sack! My nuts sack ! My nuts’ sack!
Frankly, this is completely unexpected and I'm scared shitless
Damn it!
(GIGGLING)
Though I was raised here in India, I was born in America,
TITANICFAN97 VOICE IN REAL LIFE
♪ Raise up your voice ♪
His mother only lives an hour away,
I'm gonna make like a baby and head out
Show the T-shirt.
They were dog stylists.
Do you still think there is no connection
Is it made from dog
Why won't you let your mother come to any of your hockey games?
Hockey has its legends.
Is it, now?
(METAL CLANKING) What was that?
They call him the Love Guru.
Be seated.
Bodhisattva!
(LOUDLY) So, it's an honor to have you here in my house, Guru Pitka.
Cherkov, Pitka's coming. You...
JANE: Congratulations.
You know, like in the porno.
BOTH: Nowhere.
TRENT: So, the Leafs lose game two by a whopping six-to-one score.
♪ Working 9:00 to 5:00 ♪
♪ Lifted me up ♪ ♪ when I couldn't reach ♪
Intimacy is like putting your wiener on the table and having someone say,
You got a problem?
All right, I'm just gonna come out and say it.