Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're out of time-outs.

Let me get this straight.

Can the Leafs do it again?

TRENT: It's a yard sale!

Bring your singles. Yeah.

"The joke is in your hands."

RAJNEESH: Don't forget your pickle.

I love hockey, too!

Miss Celine Dion.

(TUGGINMYPUDHA LAUGHS)

Sorry I punched you in the nuts.

Mariska Hargitay. Thank you for the gift of water.

Now, the first lesson is distraction.

It's called, What's This? A Dead One of These.

Of cooorse, sillo dan

And by fun, of course I mean emotionally scarring.

And what did they do before then?

Well, I'm sure you're sick of this.

I am not thinking about my chastity belt.

PITKA: Oh, please. How bad can she be?

♪ You thought your little ♪ ♪ heart was gonna break in two? ♪

I was ominous just then.

Darren, the only way out is in.

My little cabbage?

♪ How easy it would be to ♪

Give me a pound.

I spoke to Oprah's producers,

And Guru Cheddafrumunda had a Guru

Who do you like tonight, Jay?

♪ Watch, watch, pray, pray ♪

We can beat these clowns.

Then I will like myself.

TRENT: Game four here in Los Angeles.

Go back to what you were doing.

because he has plenty of clarity, organization, charm, and knowledge.

Well, there is someone I like.

So, guess what? You can all just kiss my Canadian ass!

Do you want to be the next Deepak Chopra or not?

Go to your naughty mat, Dick!

There is one other thing.

At what number did you live?

♪ Some people call me ♪ ♪ the space cowboy, yeah ♪

I can't move my body!

From role model to dating models.

♪ Barely getting by ♪ ♪ it's all taking and no giving ♪

Do you know a Dickie Withers at 85?

♪ They just use your mind ♪ ♪ and they never give you credit ♪

Way to go, Roanoke! You jag-off!

Three girls named Ann? Yeah.

One game suspension, Roanoke!

That's a lot of cheese.

(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)

I'll take that as a yes.

The ultimate distraction!

oh skye krichel... he's an art worth your learning.

This is what we are going to learn about

- Damn. - DARREN: Damn.

even they would rush to the window.

The Bible is "basic instructions before leaving earth."

(WHISPERING) Yes, you do. Yes, go ahead.

That is our safe word.

and we have to go realize every dream we've ever had.

I got on Oprah, right?

Franknkly, this is completely unexpected and I'm scared shitless

TRENT: Leafs call their last time-out.

"To do something is God."

My testicles hurt

Some pre-syphilitic words of wisdom include,

Why'd you tell me not to fight?

I love hockey! I love hockey!

can the Leafs win without Roanoke?

ALL: Ro-an-choke! Ro-an-choke! Ro-an-choke! Ro-an-choke!

TTSM7 voice in real life

What's this? A dead one of these

Frankly, this is completely unexpected, and I'm scared shitless.

Yes, of course.

Then that's what you have to face.

I thought you said he was cured!

♪ Sing it, children ♪

when was the time julia gillard starred in the movie frozen? when she was trying to get over dropping off her own carbon tax babies to an art gallery and go "hello australia don't let it go don't let it go! the carbon tax is coming anyway!"

I don't know what Grande just said to Roanoke, but he is now out to lunch.

I know you are not trying to tell me how to raise my child.

And I'm Jay Kell.

Now you know what it's like.

(BUZZER BLARES)

But what you had with Darren is love with knowledge.

All bids for connection count.

But first get your scrotum waxed

♪ Then you wouldn't ♪ ♪ have to say ♪

My laws of intimacy are kind of like my Bible.

My name is the Guru Pitka,

I guess it's just my fate!