Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

that I'd made from apples and pantyhose.

Did someone order the special Quebec pizza, eh?

Otherwise, what am I gonna do with this?

♪ Oh, I shall not be moved ♪

What if it doesn't work?

(JANE LAUGHING)

Out of the way! Coach! Coach!

♪ To get to you ♪

♪ Raise it up, raise it up ♪

Jacques Grande. Is he "Mr. Right" or "Mr. Right Now?"

There's a snap in the back.

They can't be happy in the Leafs' locker room right now.

Prudence always wanted me to stand up to my ma.

Or even way down here.

♪ Yawning, stretching, ♪ ♪ try to come to life ♪

Have you seen today's paper?

Sometimes we would wake up a couple hours later,

but he cannot play on the ice in the game that we're watching,

Don’t hit my testicles, I have blue balls and haven’t nutted in thirty three years. I cherish my gonads and you pounded them .

My goal is to get you to say, "Gee, you are you."

I am His Holiness the Guru Pitka.

Put that shit on a T-shirt

It’s a Nino-ful of Asha on the 45

Ow! My cock! My prick ! My Willy ! My dick !

And now, I'd like to show my love by making for you a Quebec pizza.

RAJNEESH: Sir, please, please make sure it's locked, sir. Please, over there.

I would not wanna be his nutsack.

Just because your mother only loved you when you achieved

♪ I'm everything I am ♪

Goal! Roanoke may be fighting for his life,

♪ Oh, I shall not be moved ♪

I haven't laughed like this in such a long time.

"M" and "A" spells "ma," and we went to Buffalo and we saw his ma.

♪ You're just a step ♪ ♪ on the boss man's ladder ♪

(CURSES IN FRENCH)

It's hard to laugh when men only see you as some curse.

Now, Guru Pitka here obviously has a plan.

That is distraction.

Two and three, out, can't play in the game.

You can say bad things about me,

You're back on drugs, aren't you?

- PITKA: No, no! - CHERKOV: Let me at him!

Yes. We did Maturity and Action.

ALL: Stink Mop. Go.

Rajneesh, let's make like a baby and head out.

Put that SHIT On a T-Shirt

Look what you did to my jacket.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the incredible Miss Celine Dion!

And you! You're just a stupid rich girl!

♪ 'Cause I'd already know ♪

(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)

Once again, I'm Trent Lueders.

♪ CHOIR: Raise it up ♪ ♪ and make a joyful noise ♪

PITKA: The ball-gazing student has become the ball-gazing master.

♪ Oh, I shall not be moved ♪

♪ I'm a midnight toker ♪

I think I made a happy weewee

With one second left! It's a penalty shot.

Superstar! What did he say to you?

Mariska Hargitay. Yeah.

I can explain. Okay, go ahead.

so I left Prudence first.

Throw a hex on you.

Baby, are you all right?

Best goalie ever

Who is this in my house?

Thicker than a snicker

But did you stand up to her?

Thanks to Roanoke, the Leafs have got the Kings on the run.

This is a disaster. He's my only...

♪ Everybody needs a bosom ♪

I found a voice-over machine,

Well, it's hard to believe a girl like you can't find a man.

I mean, he can't even play in front of his own mother.

DARREN: Making love. Falling asleep in each other's arms.

May I have the key?

Yes, it is arbitrary! Fight anyone for any reason!

♪ And I'm a sinner ♪

(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)

regress you back to your childhood.

Put that shit on a t-shirt

Now, everyone, let's just take a seat.

How can you be the Love Guru

Ooh ow ouch my balls

Dell Computers, this is Chip.

Not everything, Jane.

Superstar, look at your hands.

and the bitch was not one of them.

Yes. Oh, you have?

♪ Lead me to your rock ♪

He won't allow his mother to come to any of his games!

Ball-gazer! Oh, my God! There you go!

Now, what is it you cunt face?

But the question on everyone's mind is,

Please enter the ashram of the Guru Tugginmypudha.

Remember, kids, this is not how you play hockey.

and I will go deliver it to her.

between Prudence and how crappy you are playing?

♪ Watch, pray, watch ♪

And let's look at the word "Bible," shall we?

Even Jay-Z had 99 of them,

Rajneesh, you have to come meet me!

The Leafs look rattled without Roanoke.