Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, kiss ass.
Balls curry
Damn, damn, damn!
(STOMACH GURGLING)
Okay, there are two ways to regress you.
What the hell happened to you?
Goodbye? Yeah.
You're a good man, Deepak Chopra.
Put that Shit On a T-Shirt
Hey, ref! I'm having a heart attack.
You want curlies on your nuts?
(LAUGHING)
That's Darren's mother! Quaking pudding!
TRENT: Roanoke's going for the Ice Slam!
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(WHOOPS)
Great show, Guru Pitka.
And by the way, you look breathtaking.
How did you get there?
Now, get out there, and don't kill them.
Forget about it.
TRENT: Roanoke with the puck. What a pass!
♪ That you love me ♪
But wait, it gets better!
I can't play in front of you, Ma!
or EIEIO.
O You abused my scrotum
I'm not really sure why.
And we haven't won a Stanley Cup since.
.
Yes, I am, asshole-face man!
Hey, ref! Time-out!
Say.
To see Darren.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Our plane is about to leave for Oprah,
I need to empty my balls! I need to cum !
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Is it made from dog Is it made from dog
(PHONE RINGING)
Sure.
♪ Is all you have to ♪ ♪ do to make it real ♪
Of course not!
(BUZZER BLARES)
(ALL EXCLAIMS)
I emptied my aching balls
Now, do you want to win Stanley's Cup?
This little guy scared the crap out of me.
.
(GRUNTS)
Once you have learned
(TRUMPETING)
(FARTS)
Uh-huh.
Take a shortcut!
Ride 'em, cowboy.
My favorite.
And Guru Cheddafrumunda had a guru, Guru Hathasmalvena.
Why do you think Darren Roanoke threw away his marriage?
Tonight, the Toronto Maple Leafs' Darren Roanoke
Well, no, you! You!
Mariska Hargitay.
All right, good night, everyone! Yeah!
Pitka's coming. Just stall.
Damn it! We're down three games
(TRUMPETING)
It's a date.
Go ahead!
Give me a pound. Lock it down.
Mac N Poops!
Action picks up here in game seven with only 31 seconds left to go.
Yeah.
♪ Said I watch like a sparrow ♪
♪ Pour myself ♪ ♪ a cup of ambition ♪
Hello, superstar.
Watch out!
RAJNEESH: Do you think Grande saw us?
I like the Christmas babies, Trent!
No, no, no, no, no.
What do you think I want to do now?
Thank you.
He could watch the game at home, but he can't play!
♪ Well it's a brimful of Asha ♪ ♪ on the 45 ♪
the Ecumenical Intuitive Enlightenment Initiative Organization,
TRENT: The Toronto Maple Leafs have won the Stanley Cup!
Are you finished? No!
No, you might want to pick up some Depends.
She freaks me out.
(GROANING)
The Leafs have won three straight games!
I might have some monkey-mustard back there.
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(MOUTHING) Hi, baby!
if you can get Darren Roanoke back with his wife
Superstar! Superstar, wait! Whoa!
Yes, I wanna win the Stanley Cup!
in the valley of Lintinmybelli.
My testicles!
My guru had a guru
It's a problem.
TRENT: Tonight, game one of the Stanley Cup Finals.
I miss the connection.
He's right! I'm just a stupid rich girl about to be a huge failure.
we take it in my office.
Can I still jerk Off
You are now ready to meet your ma.
Jane, the City of Toronto doesn't hate you.
You injured my testicular gonads . My ballsack ! My balls’ sack ! My ball’s sack
Yes. Hello?
DICK: He's definitely in.
Champion.
Coach Cherkov, I would invite you,
(CHUCKLES)
Someone's in here
PITKA: That was great!
Ball-gazer!
In my book, If You're Happy and You Know it, Think Again,
I'm beautiful and I have a secret.
♪ Want to move ahead but the ♪ ♪ boss won't seem to let me ♪