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Boyfriend?
(FARTS)
I can see you now, spreading your message of self-love
Now, aren't there a few more steps in your Drama plan?
on Oprah. Oprah!
What's the capital of Thailand?
I lied.
What does this sound like?
And I have a message from Darren Roanoke.
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Mariska Hargitay, Your Holiness.
Yes, I am.
Ann Job!
*
yet you are blind.
♪ Working 9:00 to 5:00 ♪
Thanks, Jay.
Yes, he does!
Deepak, you will enjoy love in all forms.
♪ Some call me ♪ ♪ the gangster of love ♪
(CLUCKING)
♪ He's a grinner ♪
TRENT: This is it, folks.
Ha Ha
♪ By the dawn's early light ♪
Oh, damn.
And on that farm, he did no harm.
For those of you who don't know what that is, allow me to "Kellistrate."
I don't know what you're talking about.
♪ I drove all night ♪
"You must go in anticipated BIS" "Is this negotiable?"
Of course not, Rajneesh.
to show me where the crowd can't see me.
The second thing is,
Because alligators are snappy,
PITKA: Remember, Darren, you must stand up to her.
I can only go out with three girls named Ann.
♪ You saw the best ♪ ♪ there was in me ♪
You have injured my sex
Maurice.
for my vicious and brutal attack.
Celine! It is my day of lucky!
.
Sure. You don't need me.
Of cooorse, sillo dan Of cooorse sillo dan
And I'm Jay Kell.
M Y
Are you playing Blackout tonight?
(NOSE WHISTLING)
Dick Pants. Send him in.
Just buy us some time.
So, do you think you can come back with us to Toronto in the team jet?
Deepak Chopra!
At Promises, I shivved a guy with a sharpened toothbrush
Me hopping into shoutbox when I see my trades mentioned
and it'd be like we were the only two people in the world.
An incredible comeback!
Ohhhhhhh
It's like in The Electric Company, you know?
Are you playing Blackout tonight?
(CHUCKLING)
What's the downside of throwing away your fear?
That was beautiful.
Therefore, he's able to say to Prudence,
Blue balls
Well, say there was this guru, say.
So, let me get this straight.
"Liquor up front, poker in back."
Hey, Pitka?
- MAN 1: Hey, yo, check this, son! - MAN 2: Check this!
You know, nice girl, intelligent,
(GROANS)
Of course I can forgive you.
Hey, Rob Blake. The first thing they teach you about hockey
♪ Every single day now ♪
Eat up and be a big frog in the little pond
One involves your mother, your shame core,
to me!
Yes. Maturity and Action.
(ALL EXCLAIMS)
Well, come on, I don't have words for it.
Elephant trumpeting
Sir, may I borrow your elephant, Lucy?
Oh, my God. You look so beautiful.
Besides, I still have a few trick on my sleeve.
Oooooo o uh! My ballsack ! My balls’ sack ! My ball’s sack! My ballzack
He's gotta take the shot, now!
.
Blowme Blowme
What?
Cock blocked
Get in there!
(GRUNTING)
WOMAN OVER PA: Flight 22 to Chicago is now boarding at Gate Five.
And Guru Cheddafrumunda had a Guru Guru Hathasmalvena
Fight anyone for any reason!
Check for coins.
You're back, Babu!
Of cooorse, sillo dan! :D Of cooorse sillo dan
We must now take him back to his childhood.
[ Cheering ]
Okay, okay.
Ohhh My balls!
Bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz.
That's great.
Jacques and I get along just fine.
Speak of your parents.
(STUTTERING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
Yes, I am!
I love you, baby boy.