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Did you get into the VIP room okay?
I throw a hex on you
♪ I shall not be moved ♪
I am not going with you, Dick.
(ALL CHEERING)
♪ Sing it, children ♪
He told me to tell you that you're all his bitches,
Not again! What? Why, why?
My balls hurt!
We are going to learn about
Would you like some soup instead?
Beautiful pass!
♪ And the tide's gonna turn and ♪ ♪ it's all gonna roll your way ♪
Maurice, why do you want to join?
(THUDDING)
Oh, my God, I just got that!
please do not hesitate to call.
Mariska Hargitay.
(BOTH COUGHING)
To tell you the truth, I kind of have a schoolgirl crush.
(GROANS)
Nope.
You're a bad, bad person.
No! You!
Wow. Right?
Let me answer it this way.
Now, what is it you can't face?
However, we must confront your mother.
Tell Coach Cherkov to buy some time!
There ain't no connection between my love life and my hockey.
DeTech Here
Guru Pitka had a farm.
I've already apologized to my friends, my family, and my god.
Ungh! Ungh! Ungh!
EW
Oh, don't tell me,
please join us for our first annual Gamblers Anonymous Monte Carlo Night.
during my recent addiction to peyote buttons and Frangelico.
You violated my pubic pouch
(SNARLS)
Yes.
Rajneesh, I... Wait a second, who is Chip?
What the hell are you doing?
It's the only way.
growing up in the tiny village of Harenmahkeester,
Ball-Gazer! Oh, My god! There You Go!
(FLIES BUZZING)
♪ What a way to make a living ♪
WOMAN: How could he do that?
Let's go to the Kellistrator.
You bastard. You totally caught me in a ball-gaze.
Nice shooting!
I am the first Guru Pitka!
Babu, to be the world's second most popular
♪ He's a lover ♪
♪ What a way to make a living ♪
Blowme is a good way to remember that. Blowme, yeah.
I emptied my aching balls
Yes!
You may now renounce your vow of chastity.
Because you are such a generous benefactor,
Huh?
Oh.
♪ No, I shall not be moved ♪
♪ I watch like a sparrow ♪
Break the pickle. Tickle, tickle.
Oh!! You punched my prick !
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
♪ Raise the roof beam high ♪
Well, can we win the Cup without Roanoke?
Students, now I am going to teach you the "D" of drama.
And I'm Jay Kell.
Are you leaving?
I've read it. It's impressive.
Go! Go! Go!
I'm regressing you.
had a nice gleam in his eye, a nice tuck in his butt, say.
Well, as I write in my book Stop Hitting Yourself.
(MORE THAN WORDS PLAYING)
I have our guru.
Blooooooowme
Come, Rajneesh, a breakthrough!
L.A. Kings, Toronto Maple Leafs. It's gonna get ugly.
(PUNCHING)
ALL: Mariska Hargitay.
♪ Working 9:00 to 5:00 ♪
ALL: Ro-an-choke! Ro-an-choke! Ro-an-choke! Ro-an-choke!
the Kings lead the Leafs, one to nothing.
Ooh
Be Loving and Openhearted With My Emotions
What?
There is no key. There never was.
he stunned the world by separating from his wife, Prudence.
Superstar, it's me, Guru Pitka!
It is the ultimate distraction.
I mean, I didn't even ask for this job!
♪ Where I shall not be moved ♪
Am i being punk'd? yes, yes i am
Tell me this.
He can pretend to play while he's at home,
Roanoke could win the Stanley Cup here.
Roanoke fell for the five-hole trap.
Deepak, here you go.
Come. My staff has prepared a lovely meal.
MARISKA HARGITAY
♪ I swear sometimes ♪ ♪ that man is out to get me ♪
♪ I said watch, pray, watch ♪
Come by my ashram, then I will explain.