Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We have to go back in there and confront your mother.

I think I made a happy wee-wee. Yeah.

♪ I'm a joker ♪

♪ No, no, no ♪

I actually went to one of your sutras after my father passed away.

Good luck. He won't even let me in.

No. Well, it does.

DARREN: Got it.

"That looks like a penis, only smaller."

Mariska Hargitay, Your Holiness.

my most resistant student,

You're leaving? Yes.

is never ever watch the puck.

Someone's in here. Someone's in here!

♪ Raise the roof beam high ♪

(SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

But until I learn to love myself,

♪ You gave me faith ♪ ♪ 'cause you believed ♪

I am making diarrhea sounds with my cup.

♪ 'Cause I'm a picker ♪ ♪ I'm a grinner ♪

Without intimacy, you feel nowhere.

Why do you hurt me?

of cooorse,sillo dan

Thank you so much!

mother of Leafs' center, Darren Roanoke, Lillian Roanoke.

Yes. You are laughing!

Of course, we don't know if we're going to game five!

♪ Raise it up, raise it up ♪

Master, if I am not allowed to be with a woman,

I just came by to say hello and goodbye.

I find your work really inspiring.

Tonight I want you to go from nowhere

This may go badly.

Thank you, Speedy. That's great.

Oh great Ghandi! My gonads !

You're an idiot.

Failure? There's no such thing as failure.

Little help, please!

Hold on one second.

And I will not take a shortcut.

Rajneesh will now prepare a dish

Yes, it is arbitrary! Fight anyone for any reason!

Well, you know, I deflect because of the pain.

(INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Come by my ashram tomorrow at noon.

You're like the poor man's Deepak Chopra.

We've not much time. I have an apology letter from Darren.

I'd still be a hero

Well, that's easy to say and hard to do.

and we've got the momentum!

♪ Show me how you feel ♪

and I hope the staples come out soon.

TRENT: Rob Blake is lucky the refs didn't see that.

(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)

SMART CHICK MEGAN ORSER... YOU ARE AN AMAZING GURU

You are a very lucky man.

TUGGINMYPUDHA: I am not blind.

Guru Pitka? What happened to you?

♪ They just use your mind ♪ ♪ and they never give you credit ♪

So he writes one stupid note and you expect me to take him back?

I was afraid that Prudence would leave me if I didn't win the Stanley Cup,

Well, how do you do? Shrimp?

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

Your manager Richard Pants is here.

Or some such bullshit. I don't know. Gotta go!

Condescending. That's a big word for you.

I spoke with your wife, Prudence.

But before we get going, I'd like to start by thanking my own personal champions.

Goal! And game five goes to the Leafs!

(BUZZER BLARES)

(PITKA GROANING)

"Eatin' ain't cheatin'."

Well, whoever wins tonight walks away Stanley Cup champions.

I'm sorry, I didn't catch your gnome... Name!

I so enjoyed your sutra, especially the part about not being a victim.

I think they're doing it hard.

So, you are the owner of the ice hockey team, the Toronto Maple Leaves?

I guess you got everything you wanted.

♪ Because you love me ♪

And as I once read on a wall, in a truck stop bathroom in Barstow,

It's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good.

Well, this was fun.

Don’t ever punch my nutsack again I haven’t cum in thirty three years and you jabbed my testicles!

Jane, I promise you, everything will be fine.

(MOUTHING) I don't know!