Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If I fix their marriage, I get on Oprah,
Darren, I took a shortcut with you, and I'm sorry.
What's that mean?
Go get 'em!
Which is a lot like calamari.
TM.
Get the crash kit!
Ball-Gazer! Oh, My god! There You Go!
(CURSING IN FRENCH)
Bear cub. Left cave.
may I still...
Well, I've been wearing this belt since I was 12 years old.
Im the queen of the show you don't want to fight with me Ok???
♪ What so proudly we hailed ♪
Here we go, here we go.
JACQUES: Prudence?
Of course, I'll stay, Jane.
Why Are You Still Hitting Yourself?
Friday the 13th
(BOTH GIGGLING)
I'll break your fingers.
'Cause, man, I don't play well around her, man.
Intimacy Or in to me I see
Of cooorse, sillo dan
and if you can restore Darren Roanoke's marriage,
♪ Raise up your voice ♪
You. No, you.
You know, so they don't boo me
Well, in my book, I Know You Are, But What Am I?
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪
Oh my balls! Aw my balls! Ooh my balls! Ow ! Ouch.!
Yeah!
Ooh. Ow.
Are you as turned on as I am right now?
But his point was this, "If you can't love yourself, you can't love another."
Isn't there any way that you could skip a step or two?
He needs a distraction. Jane, follow me!
Two million dollars!
There are two things about violence they teach you when becoming a guru.
ALL: Stink Mop!
Maurice, if Plato, Shakespeare and Einstein
♪ Watch, watch ♪
Mariska Hargitay, Jessica Simpson.
(BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY PLAYING)
I'm a hockey player! That's what hockey players do. We fight!
"Did it smell that bad when you ate it?"
(LAUGHS)
but you must never say bad things about yourself.
Mariska Hargitay.
Now, I'm ready to receive.
(SIGHS)
Oh, my pretty. Miss Bullard, it has been terrific.
Oprah called me, and she said you canceled.
DICK: Guru Pitka?
Listen, Darren, I know we are rivals,
Over to you, Trent.
♪ You're in the same boat ♪ ♪ with a lot of your friends ♪
Fine. I don't need material things.
♪ Where I shall not be moved ♪
Now, why won't you let your ma come see you play?
!
TRENT: Five-hole trap!
(COUGHING)
Five minutes. Well, you better hurry up,
♪ Watch, pray, watch ♪
More like gay-skin, how about. What? Yeah.
My father, Hank Bullard, bought the Leafs in 1967.
Give me that ticket! Give me it!
Then tomorrow we will go to her!
(EXCLAIMS)
Don’t punch my testicles ever again
(ALL CHEERING)
Stay down, bitch!
All right, then.
Bobby
Stop Hitting Yourself.
I'm sorry to hear about your father.
French-Canadian goalie, Jacques "Le Coq" Grande.
Well, you know, I got attacked by a rooster. So, you know.
Yeah, well, I can't keep getting my ass kicked!
Good distraction frees us from emotional pain.
Put that shit on a T-shirt.
Maurice.
(WHISTLES)
♪ You ever love ♪ ♪ someone so much ♪
(LAUGHS)
TRENT: Roanoke on a breakaway! Five-hole trap!
They did it!
Do I look like a child? Of course I want curlies on my nuts.
was dating the L.A. Kings' legendary.
Oh, Mom, don't, don't.
And after a good whipping, cream rises to the top.
Well done! Nice job!
of the Tugginmypudha Ashram.
♪ BOTH: Saying I love you ♪
TRENT: Game six here in Toronto!