Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They are both dead. They were missionaries.

I think I'm gonna have to do a panty check.

And this guru was, you know, handsome, you know,

(JACQUES GROANING)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)

Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft Deposit the change from my coin purse

and that you can suck his big greasy...

LILLIAN: Go, baby boy! Go, go, go, go, go!

(MOUTHING) What do I do?

Over to you, Trent.

♪ Hold tight ♪ ♪ 'cause we don't stop ♪

♪ It's enough to drive you ♪ ♪ crazy if you let it ♪

♪ Jump in the shower ♪ ♪ and the blood starts pumping ♪

You see, I left 'cause I was scared that if I didn't win the Stanley Cup,

Can't play in front of his mother?

and throw stuff at my head.

♪ More than words ♪

Lol guru more like it...

(WHISPERS) Hey! Mister!

(BOTH SPEAKING FRENCH)

Have you read my book on the grieving process?

What does that mean, "a girl like me"?

never ever watch the bottle.

Nice bell shaped ass

♪ I'm a smoker ♪

♪ Lead me to your rock ♪

♪ Waiting for the day ♪ ♪ your ship will come in ♪

Let's rip off their heads and shit down their necks!

Thank you very much.

I may have twisted my thumb. Yeah.

for reasons that cannot be stated on this program.

and I wear a chastity belt.

My father once told me the Yankees hired a guru to turn their team around.

Prudence would stare into my eyes, and she'd say...

GET OFF MY TITS

But I need to become the next Deepak Chopra!

You can try to beat him here. Or here.

where it all began,

What did you say to me?

♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪

No! Please, no!

मेरे अंडकोष में चोट लगी है mere andakosh mein chot lagee hai

Darren, if your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant,

Yes, yes, yes, it's good.

and if I get on Oprah,

We'll talk in the car.

Post-ejaculation, the barbs at the tip of the penis retract.

PITKA: Listen up. I am a guru.

You think this'll work?

Hold on, hold on.

He was in a perfect marriage.

Ladies and gentlemen, here to sing The Star-Spangled Banner,

Guru Hathasmalvena had two main periods of his Gita,

I must finish my job with Darren.

Come on now, you. No, you.

personal pain, or a drug addiction,

I just got the call. You are 100% booked on Oprah.

(PHONE RINGING)

And say this guru, maybe not me, maybe somebody else,

♪ Out on the streets ♪ ♪ the traffic starts jumping ♪

Tonawanda Street.

♪ I drove all night ♪

I know Prudence has had it up to here with Grande.

Ow ! My nutsack ! My nut’s sack ! My nuts’ sack ! My balls ! My ballsack ! Ouch that hurts me ! Oh.

TRENT: And we're getting ready to drop the puck for game one of the Finals.

which I still use to this day.

And the question on everyone's mind is, where's Roanoke?

What's wrong? We can't do this.

but fate chose these sides, not us.

I can always refund your misery.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

♪ Because I speak ♪ ♪ of the pompatus of love ♪

Thank you, Rajneesh.

george get me bloddy reety winterrigels! boing good riddance i'll chuck in mareeshaeta india in a minute if you don't shut up!

Pants! Sheket Bevakasha!

The curse is over for the Leafs, and I need to sleep!

Look, man, just get back on your pillow, all right?