Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't forget this.
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that goal being to make bank. Okay.
My sisters say guys get all cheeseball before they propose.
Don't say anything.
Fine. I'm just a little nauseous.
Look, you've changed. I mean, of course you did.
Like I'm a bomb that could go off.
- No, Mom. - Clearly, she's not a virgin.
or that we have debts,
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Stop.
- Oh, yes. - No.
I'm not gonna lie... I thought she'd bolt.
“You might be a father.”
Would you have had me?
That's where we know each other from.
I didn't. I panicked.
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Were you drinking?
And suddenly, just like that,
It's...
Michael?
Pick a straw, please.
Let's talk, Janie.
Luisa Alver would say
Mom, I'm not in the mood, all right?
Nice to meet you, Ms. Villanueva.
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to wait a whole month, and that's not fair to you.
Mommy, shh!
Where did you get your degree from? The University of Dumbass?
where both parents want it.
If Grandma hadn't made you?
Right there. In broad daylight.
The order is not important.
I had sex with Bruce three days ago.
- You're wrong, mother. - It's all right.
Two weeks ago, when I walked in on Allison with...
She means nothing to me, I swear. I don't even care...
Being told you can't have kids will lead to you
It's true.
Look, I'm sorry that I called you a jerk the other night.
I understand that this is unplanned.
But alas, it was too late.
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I can't lie to a religious messiah.
that I have worked so hard every second