Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

who's dating slutty Crystal...

Mom, stop staring.

What are you doing here, man?

You look so surprised.

Doctor's office...

Who works here?

Of course I am! That's a mistake.

Everybody decent?

and you made me

- Blessed is the fruit of... - Shh!

I think we bring out an ugly side in each other.

that you had a choice, because having one...

I-I came in, after tennis,

I'm gonna tell you the reasons why I don't.

Some guy's here to see you, Xo.

maybe you're underestimating her.

You have an insemination in seven, then a pap in eight.

- Abuela, please. - _

Look, if you don't do it, someone else will.

Abuela asked me to never tell you what she said, and I...

that it would take, so I-I thought

I just want to give you fair warning that

I got the prescription.

because you're smart and kind.

No. No, it's okay.

Probably shouldn't drink.

I know. I know. I'm just...

I accidentally inseminated you two weeks ago.

and saw Jane's father again.

Yeah, so I just wanted to come by

really believed that to be true.

And there was only a-a 20% chance

Right? Like some kind of hormonal thing or...

You had a magical kiss.

For us. Don't have this baby.

I mean, it was his only sample.

Oh. Wait, wait.

Dude... this is the same girl who would not leave your side

Jane has never met her father.