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Stan called. He doesn't have a phone yet.
My neighbors have seen you on the porch long enough.
You clearly don't need help. You need an audience.
and out of over 900 entries, you, Diana Baur,
I don't know what to say except Barry is in a wheelchair.
I had a lot of stuff to move.
And we can't get mad at her for being independent.
I'm going to describe a man to you of very specific qualities.
No, the real problem was
where they're ready to provide all the back-to-school fashions.
Travelers Insurance. My cousin works there.
Good morning.
I hope you're finding everything satisfactory.
I guess I wasn't clear.
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
He'll help you, too.
I apologize for the intrusion.
We're not gonna be bunkmates, Crane.
I'm not expecting anything more than a good time.
Great.
Only Jesus can.
but I'll be up there all the time.
Who's Roberta?
It's different with a bunch of writers fresh out of Columbia.
I'm at your disposal.
But I'll feel the emptiness
I have a little news for you.
and I wrote it down.
Are you coming to the Sears briefing? That's a good idea.
You and the computer are gonna share an office over there?
Well, I don't know how to say this, but I can't work with him.
or you can expect a letter from our lawyer.
A guy? A guy?
You're right.
and he drinks beer.
Now, first thing we have to do is pay this guy a visit.
Look, I hate Caroline, too.
Well, there's been some confusion
I think the second I file a complaint, I'll have the ACLU in my office
I stayed up all night preparing those briefs.
I don't mean to brag, but I've been handling this account on my own
We represent an array of American companies,