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[narrator] The Czar was in store for many things awful,
Cucumber Cucumber
I colored his nose blue, but a clown's nose is red.
-I'd like to see you do better. -[Southern accent] Hey there, good buddy.
Val, Fichael has something he wants to ask you.
It will be a royal, raw fuck fest!
I'm gonna give you one chance to plead for your pathetic fucking lives.
but I'm worried I'm gonna make a fool of myself.
I can't ask out Val like this.
I want to show you my room. [giggles]
Oh, that's great!
Oh, well, thanks anyway.
Is that a ball of heads? I'm getting the hell out of here!
I'm afraid I have no choice but to give you the ultimate punishment.
Billy… Billy have no choice. Zobo dangerous.
Why would he ruin everything by turning himself into a ball of heads?
You really do love me.
"8:30, stick a can of crescent rolls in my ass and pop it with a spoon."
Wait. What is that?
Notice anything different about me?
Mal had a wonderful, awful idea.
[chuckles] Change of plans.
Anything else you heads wanna do?
It'll just trap him, and he'll chill happily ever after.
And he's OD'd on heroin.
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