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Just got to take care of some business first.
I sing, I dance, and my dad threatened to kill my dog if I don't get this part.
Hello.
"Hey, Bazarack, you've got skinny legs and everybody hates you."
Yeah, that crime spree was fun.
You guys are fucking crazy, man. I gotta get to Hodge Brothers Towing.
Cucumber!
It's February 13th! Oh!
Ay, ay, ay, ay. Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
Oh, boy. This is gonna be a long season.
We need to lure Zobo out of dome
And why would I help you, you Noah's Ark-looking asshole?
See? Says it right here on the website.
[Fichael] Woot, woot!
Why did you ruin my relationships?
Tell me again why having marathon nightmare sex
I'm a zucchini, you racist fuck.
Actually, Bazarack, Billy's in, you're out.
Time for payback, Czar.
and over 100 other dangerous and sharp things.
-Can I use your cloning machine? -No.
Anyway, your dad executes a lot of people and I get to keep the heads.
I'm sorry. I can't control my sarcasm due to a medical condition.
Well, let me ask you again using this.
[calming music playing]
[gasps]
[narrator] Mal felt bad about screwing over her sister,
Well, what do you think?
Because those guys weren't good enough for you.
Ah, you're all criminals!