Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why don't we invite someone from our audience to come up and have a taste?

Flossy posse...

because that is what a girls trip is for.

That place is nasty! It's haunted!

We tripping. We tripping?

Oh, you know what! Come on, girl!

Couch on my head...

Accidentally? Ls that what he told you?

Mmm. It smells like hennessy and Booty sweat up in here!

Is that what you're doing to my homegirl?

Y'all heifers about to kiss now, or what?

Mmm-hmm. You know what?

I'm so sorry! Sasha: You kissing the air, girl.

Alisha, Cathy, Rhonda & Jerre’

Go find Rochelle! No, you go find Rochelle!

And you know how men are. Rudderless, needing a purpose.

Now, this button right here, it raises the voltage of it.

Just a little breather, and just take a moment.

Ithoughtyoulooked great in that thong.

Ooh, I gotta hide a bitch body.

We're gonna be staying up late, drinking,

I'm just gonna whip her ass!

has got a third party wedging her way into their house of love.

Lisa, I know what you're doing.

How it’s going tonight

How much further? Shit! My bunion is killing me.

Thank you so much.

What is "black girl magic"?

fiercest, most honest friend we have.

it just messes everything up.

to get our website off the ground. I hired a designer!

I'm a bad bitch goddess!

A ghost tried to fuck me!

Yes, sure, of course. We are your biggest fans.

something good.

Well, most of us.

You want a cough drop? Hmm. Yeah.

Step back, fool!

Scrubs, really? That's what you're doing?

That's it! Let's do this!

Miss Terry mcmillan.

thinking we were the baddest chicks in the game.

and that's definitely not Ryan he's tonguing down.

I'm gonna just leave it on high, all right?

Snitches SNITCHES GET STITCHES. OH SHIT!

What do you mean, hjusthappened? It's in the past!

Come on, lis. Come on. It's time, let's go!

oh. You need to relax, judge Judy.

Well, what is this?

- We've gone through this before. - Here she comes.

hug on some of that man meat out there.

The woman I am proud to call my wife,

Oh! Wait, come on, y'all.

Please beat her ass.

Who Started The Whole Thing, But They're |S

It's chlamydia, y'all that shit you can cure!

You don't want some of this?

There we go! Yeah!

To get your ass kicked again?

I don't coochie pop no more.

No more slipups.

Can I just touch it? You can touch it.

Oh, what's good, miss Miller?

because once a man lays his eyes

So, hey, I don't mean to be intrusive,

We're The Girls With A Passion For Fashion! ooooooooh Girlz. Oooooooooooooooooh Girlz. Guh Guh Girlz.

Yes, tell me it recorded.

are gonna really appreciate this outfit. Mmm.

Thank you, I love you. Don't hug on me,

What does that look like, hanging like that, to you?

What was that, Sasha?

Who's the hottie with the badunkadunk?

Let's rough it. It'll be like old times.

I was terrified.

Those were legendary.

Thanks for having my back up there.

Yeah! Cheers! Whoo!

Bitch, you the reason we here.

All right. But I'm gonna fix it.

- Let's go, bitches! - She's right, let's go!

She gave him what I couldn't.

y'all two to have my back anyway.

What? Dina, this my aunt Marian!

Wait, are you serious?

I slay, I slay, all day

Just because he got a big dick,

Who's ready for essence fest?

Oh, slow down, baby. Slow down, baby.

Ooh! This is 200-year-old wormwood absinthe.

I wanna be a fly on that wallpaper.

What was that you were saying about pent-up energy?

Okay, now here's what I want.

Do that shit, Dina. What!

Oh, look at that!

I got the best thing in New Orleans right here.

We need to talk.

All right, girl, that's what I'm talkin' about!

just like everybody else.

but a year goes by where you don't see each other.

Wait, what did you do?

but, um, how many sexual partners have you had?

It's a disaster! It's just a shitshow.

just to make a name for yourself, missy,

Come on, Ryan. I need to... I gotta show you something.

and no DNA touses or bad behaviourextractor or taylor tuss or dove poo chocolateier ok? you don't like so i don't like. after whiper tousering isn't good so stop it now!

a fight for survival, and I will win.

- Sorry, go before I spank you. - I just did.

But you can trust me as your partner.

It's who you are.

Dina, nobody asked you!

I told him, and now this motherfucker

And they can have that little bitch ass baby.

And you can see, there are a lot of different peppers and colors...

Heard she sucked off a-rod in a bathroom one time.

We love you, girl!

I made something very special for us this weekend.

Hobbies Smoking Cigars

Don't be speaking French to me, motherfucker!

What the hell's going on?

Well, why did you come here?

So much fun. Yeah!

Some of us have to find a place to stay.

- Okay? Real talk. - Mmm-hmm.

Darling, yes, look at us! No. No.

Are you kidding me?

I was gone for three minutes!

Stop! Damn, she dangerous.

Of course, there's Lisa.

- Julian. - Good lord!

I know, but, look, I won't do it again.

Thanks for letting me go, man.

It's a really good vibe, come on.

Congratulations, sash. You know what, I really hope it was worth it.

He is a monster with it.