Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know what? I need you to use your lady mouth.

I am beautiful.

You should be careful with that.

Stupid-ass! And I don't need you talking shit or calling me.

I take a little bit of that placenta, plop it right inside,

Dina, I don't know what...

I'm talking to celebrities and everything.

Okay, I'm sorry.

I still have to work tomorrow, I really should get to bed.

What'd she do? Bite it off?

Morning like, you know?

That was fucking amazing!

I thought that was you.

and I really think our marriage is gonna get back on track.

It's chlamydia, y'all! That shit is treatable

for new edition!

I called. All the four and five star hotels are booked.

Hey, are you even up for this?

You know, this is a tough situation

When your ex Decides to speak nice words

Wait a minute. Hold up.

It's barely enough. It's beautiful.

Did you hear what I just said?

disagreements go unresolved.

Uh-uh. Y'all not going to sleep. Come on.

I'll take one of you.

...but she's making it happen.

Come on, ladies.

I have superpowers.

Listen, I've been out of the game for a minute,

I spoke with Simone.

Bombshell, folks. It looks like America's favorite couple

Can you just let it go?

Over here! Here we go. Here we go.

Y'all ain't never grapefruited before?

I got Muslim oils, Christian oils! I got poodle oils!

The junk in the trunk?

Wait. Liz: Have you been on the Internet?

See, Lisa? There is no turning down up in here, only the turnt up.

"Kali ma shakti" that shit, just...

and I'll be back in five minutes. It's really cute.

you about to be a mental case patient with a fat ass lol

Officer, it was four women in multicolored wigs

Me on an aerial slide Please don’t let me owe on anybody’

Truthfully? Don't lie.

Wait, maybe I should wait here for diddy to come out,

I married my best friend.

You put something in them drinks, didn't you?

And the other half is here, too.

No, there's no water and no bridge. You're fired.

You know, we can't all just smile for the cameras

Ryan and Stewart Pierce.

Sasha! Let's go!

It's okay. You were so wonderful up there, so brave.

She still loves Stewart. They're just going through a rough patch.

Or is it just too much ass to pass up?

Officer, It Was Four Women In Multicolored Wigs.

Simone, who you were huddled up, talking to in the corner?

Yes, it's super cute.

With your raggedy fake asses! Both of y'all bitches is fake!

with you and Stewart at the ctroc: Party. Okay.

You girls are gonna be keekee-ing all weekend.

Hmm. Huh? What?

I get the feeling there's definitely been a few chalk outlines on this floor.

So, you're just gonna drop the mic:

that you had a bit of a conflict with a fellow employee.

They give me the permission to be who I am.

What is she doing here?

Well, what do you call what you're doing?

Too bad all that pent-up energy is going to waste.

But, actually, it's the butthole.

and, by the grace of god, we are here together.

We gonna be rich! We gonna be rich!

and then I'm gonna twirl them around

All I have is eye wash. Oh, my god!

But I will see you and the flossy posse in New Orleans.

Why won't it come off?

this is not the first time something like this has happened.

Make sure to keep stirring so this crawfish doesn't overcook.

doing whatever the fuck she wants.

Better recognize your blessings.

So we have the most amazing suite at the monteleone,

Cops! Cops! Come on, it's the cops!

Okay. Liz? Yeah.

There goes Stewart.

No, look, I'm just the messenger.

I got some cooling cream.

the slowjam mixtapes, back in the day.

Quit whining. Come on.

Heifer, you are not going off to war.

But I'm coming from a place of love tonight.

Flossy posse, back in the house!

or any other colloquialisms that you may have heard

If your arms ain't tired, you ain't been cooking!

Are you serious?

I promise you. We are longtime friends, since college.

Where is the water? Excuse me, miss!

and suck, so then it feels like he's getting fucked and sucked

Okay, okay. Okay.

Don't worry, girl, I got you!

You know, Lisa, Dina could be right.

When I first found out, I...

Girl, your Booty is showing!

Because I can't have these kids

Because I don't need you calling

Ryan, I don't spy on people.

Yeah, but she's so far away.

Here, this is for you. Here.

Oh, my god! That's diddy, baby!

I need you to focus.

Just grapefruit him. What?

Ryan Pierce? Any dirt on her?

What can I get you?

This will be used very irresponsibly. Thank you!

Dickmatized, just like she said.

No matter who else steps in the picture,

Julian! Oh, my god!

HATERS back home still Hatin' .. Meanwhile Im over here checking into my resort suite like......

You just got some random dick, and your ass got real loose!