Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The point is, physically assaulting a co-worker

You know what? Hey! Hey!

Fine, I ain't gonna tell you.

All right, then.

We all see it. I'm not stupid!

Are you staying with him?

You know you created a monster.

Plus or minus a few hours depending on traffic.

Maybe it was this text you sent me.

That was before two beautiful little human beings ripped out of my vagina

You go and get that ass!

Okay, it's official now.

You know how far you've come from when you used to make

Please go. Bye!

doesn't have it all.

getting cozy with an instagram model

I had both my kids, right?

So, he dickmatized you that quick?

I think Dina was right about her biggie smalls.

Fucking foggy peephole.

Why would we give it up?

What? This is very fashionable,

Find me a time machine where we can

Now that, my friends, is the essence of cooking.

You should move your arm.

Wow, I can tell. Did you see those ladies?

Okay, I'mma tell you.

It feels like a reminder, it feels like a rallying call,

Be that as it may,

Oh, look, there goes Julian.

in exchange for a monthly payment for her and the baby.

you know what I mean? That's what you come for.

Can you stall them for a little bit longer?

Me? I'm Ryan Pierce.

I was willing to stay with someone who betrayed my trust.

That shit can be cured!

Then she ended up doing a, um, different kind of journalism.

is stronger than ever.

Now, she gonna feel like her uterus is on the paper and she's gonna scream,

- Wait, what's going on? - Why did it stop?

You and your little thirsty-ass wannabe milf!

You know it's just a matter of time

Hey, look, she had it comin'.

To watch it all crumble?

and it's having some side effects.

- Yeah, word. - Yolo.

My husband and I remain in a loving, faithful marriage.

What are you doing? What?

You two have built an incredible brand.

to introduce this year's essence keynote speaker.

Get in those! Get in those! Yeah!

at the house of blues on Saturday.

if we waste this precious time, then shame on us,

so that you could have a little compassion for Ryan

Honey, listen. I know that you are exhausted.

Lam very disappointed in you. Very!

Lisa, you game?

- Girl, put your back into it! - Bash that meat.

I'm so serious.

We could bury that shit and just move forward?

You know what, ry, I get it.

My friends would know that.

Ryan without Stewart

but I control my own destiny. I am strong,

Ry, what! Did you see that?

Hey, pretty lady from bourbon street.

I got something for the kids!

4718 to New Orleans will commence boarding shortly.

Why you making me feel like I'm on the apprentice or something?

You got it? I got you.

Because I have done such

But when someone close to you gets hurt,

We love you. None of that matters.

It turns out, single women are an even bigger market. Hello?

oh dear grandma snell fancy a liposuction? yes one that removes the back fat cankle splat roll coeliac vercoses!

I should probably go. Yeah.

I'm telling you guys, you had to see this thing.

it forces you to realize that these are not just photos,

We're not gonna make it.

so it's gonna be fine.

Don't be ashamed, girl.

Go ahead, Ryan.

Don't look at me with them eyes.

No secrets, I want all the dirt!

so fuck him and that disaster of a woman he impregnated.

I ain't never use two grapefruits,

I wanted to try something new! Oh, my god.

You got me showing my titties to Julian.

No, I'm just saying that I don't want anyone to feel uncomfortable

I do not have it all.

but you have bestselling author titties,

and I invested in a very powerful detachable shower head,

Sasha Franklin.

Who’s ready for BBP

And I'm immune to the shit!

How y'all feeling over here tonight?

Take it easy. I can assure you that everything will turn out fine.

They're gonna fix it! Just hold tight, hold on, Lisa!

I'm serious. You were so good.

Do you got knee pads under them slacks, slurpee?

Oh, my god. I hate her. But you know what?

- I ll tag you! I'll be tagging you in this! - Please don't!

Sasha Franklin?

She was a risk-taker.

right here, come on, baby! Me?

Because they know you.

Be that couple who has it all.

You write best-selling books, you cook on talk shows,

Like "nba all-star weekend" Lisa.

Hey, Hey, Hey. What's Going On Here?

I didn't invite her.

Why I gotta be the one? It's your picture, hoe.

Please welcome my rock.

- You getting some this weekend. - Straight up!

asdasd Zelisyon

We haven't hung in five years,

This dress is a mosquito net.

So terrified that

I went to all the top specialists.

You definitely brought her back tonight.

I'm really excited to meet the flossy posse.

All right, it's all yours.

You know what, I'm sure everyone is expecting me to beat your ass.