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Go! You got it!
If he is 21 hell he's Legal No longer jail baits
You know what? Fuck all of y'all!
Get out!
This is against everything I tell my readers, my followers,
This shit took one!
No, Dina.
Because there is power in rediscovering your own voice.
And you're lucky tsa took that straight-edge away from me!
On me. I'm sorry.
Come on, for real.
Come on, baby.
I was there last year! Swear to god, I was up in there last year.
It smell like Hennessy and Booty sweat up in here
Commitment issues? Restless soul? Oh, come on.
That's a big cleaver, baby.
Oh, shit!
Can I just borrow you for a minute?
You a dick-ass nigga!
I'm telling you I'm gonna live until I'm 100.
Mmm-hmm. That's all we worried about. That, and being broke.
You mean to tell me, we staying at a motel
Dina, you need to grow up!
And not on my phone.
No, Dina.
I miss you, Sasha. I really do.
and put it on my card.
I know that there are a lot of us who stay in bad relationships
Ohhh
Okay, we're leaving. I'm gonna leave.
$5, shit, I get $2 change.
Excuse me!
Oh, yeah, somebody was definitely murdered in this room.
Dina, look at me! Don't!
I repeat, the Tsunami has hit.
Way to use that journalism degree, sash.
Come on, please.
Dina, he's my husband.
The Tsunami has hit.
I don't know, but we gonna cut it off today.
that no matter where you are, you carry it with you for life.
Yeah.
Like "Howard homecoming" Lisa.
Shit!
And I would like to put those rumors to rest.
My apologies, Bethany.
I might be pregnant right now. Okay, let's get running.
have a good evening, ladies.
Exactly.
Jesus, get a room!
I plan on getting white-girl wasted.
And we are going to eat! Damn the calories!
Like, I can't... I can't even...
You Me
about anyone who would get more hits to my site.
She's just trying to explain! Stop it! Stop it!
that you were having a problem getting pregnant?
Yeah, you got him, girl!
Ryan Pierce.
Yeah! You must be a butcher. You got them meats.
She gave love even when it didn't love her.
That's how ugly their baby is.
Miss Pierce, I'm sorry, but that's not the way we do things here.
Oh. Oh, so now you wanna analyze me, Dr. Pierce?
Have you heard of a doorbell?
Oh, hold up, sash, your tag is hanging out. Let me pull it out.
Oh, no, no, no! That's my car!
I mean, not lucky...
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Fuck yeah!
Why don't you shut the fuck up,
Thank you, Julian, for everything tonight. For everything.
that the flossy posse needs to ride again.
Make some noise
Lam having fun, but you have to go to bed.
You may settle up with him.
This is an under-utilized utensil in the kitchen.
You guys have a lovely afternoon. Thank you for your time.
Oh, hell no! Let's go!
That's their baby.
Thank you. You have a good day, too.
Yeah, we didn't quite get around to that, did we?
That shut it down.
and stop acting like one of my kids! How about that?
I'm so happy to see you two.
J slow jam.
She fucked me up with that one.
"Bitch! Bitch! Motherfucker! That's my shit! That's my new shit!"
As usual, you guys fucking killed it!
But mostly, fear.
Come on!
Remember, Ryan said this is her life, we shouldn't get involved.
We gotta save Ryan!
All right? And let me talk to a few people first.
Thank you! That's smart.
Who wears socks this thick in New Orleans?
Thank you!
Hey! Ls this the flossy posse suite?
there'd be pictures of our tits all over the Internet.
No, seriously, for real though,
Miss vanzant.
so she can stop being so grouohy all the time.
Hi, earplugs'
I'm sorry, I really tried to hold it!
Why didn't you tell us
No!
Excuse me, can you ladies point me in the direction of
What was that about?
Rochelle here? Oh!
Twenty-one.
You know what? You know what? Here!
Here! Take your driver's license, so you can get on the plane
But with just you.
Oh!
She on some academy award shit with this performance.
Classic Sasha, can't never let shit go!
Bitch, your man is sleeping with an lnstagram skank.
Can we agree on that?
Can you believe this?
Two for $25? $25.
Sash, don't worry. I'm gonna handle it.
on, god!
They gonna make a ugly ass bitch baby. You understand me?
I'm serious as a heart attack.
Sasha, tell me the truth. Do you think this c: Olor's too much?
Were you gonna help me carry it out here?
We tripping.
who started the whole thing. But they're still in there.
Nasty Ass...Dirty Ass
But I can assure you that everything is fine now.
I need Stewart to call me back within the next 24 hours, or I will go public.
People, period. But beautiful black people,
To Friday night, flossy posse style!
Well, I felt a lot of things.
What?
Jesus! And all kinds of things.
Handle that, Sasha.
Speak, woman.
That you can have it all.
Look, I know it may be hard to believe, but I didn't do it.
Lesson learned
'Cause I gotta keep a low profile.
Fucking real friends.
I know.
Marital back in the house
And that year turns to five,
I'm gonna kill somebody.
I got grapefruitjuice in the peepee hole. I need a first aid kit.
Don't even try to play me, all right?
Um...
You don't get it, you all can't get it.
I am strong, lam powerful, I'm beautiful...
- What the hell happened? - Breathe. Just breathe.
I'm always careful.
Flossy posse, back in the house!
Everything you had? We had it and did it better.
and we're still the baddest chicks in the game.
Are you serious? 'Cause, you know what, I know you're broke!
God!
It smells like the body is still in here.
Wait a minute. You better pause,