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Ryan, baby, listen.

Are you gonna tell us who else thought so?

Yes. Come on, come on.

Oh, I ain't old. I'm just tired as hell.

Pull it back! Time-out!

Stewart. Thank you.

That's hand sanitizer.

IN THAT UGLY, TIGHT-ASSED SUIT

Um, actually, let's get a round for the table,

Like he killing your shit.

Please don't do it!

yes beryl troixerette? what do you want? i want to do some nopremitioning in nollamara.

Take that shit back! I'm not taking it back!

Yeah, what's plan b?

Yeah, well, I changed my mind as soon as I saw his arrogant face,

that is not gonna turn out well for you.

It's gonna have a big old Booty,

You all need to see these biggie smalls...

Do you get that from squats or is that injections?

My girl. My boy. All right.

You can do it! It's fine!

You guaranteed me eyeballs on your site, and I'm losing money, Sasha.

You know you're allergic to grass.

Unbelievable, and she's been up there too long.

Blessings to you and you enjoy the rest of your evening.

Lam so furious right now.

Why have you forsaken me, baby Jesus?

Yeah, no, no, right. I should, um...

But sometimes, words go unsaid,

Before we drink, we should get hydrated.

Well, no, but if that's the hotel's policy, then I understand.

I don't even know why I'm here with yo' ass!

Says the woman who chooses to talk shit about people for a living?

Heavenly father, we wanna thank you for this day of life

Sasha, just listen to Ryan for a second.

How'd you know she was here, anyway?

Coke zero though, I'm watching my figure.

Lam so glad to hear that. Good for you.

Listen, I got a eye for it all. Trust me. Yeah, you do.

I'm a huge fan!

Is that what we're doing? No. Lam serious, though.

That was an opening, that's god.

And it's good. It's good.

The fuck? You into that shit?

I'm every woman it's all in me

when you come to the essence fest.

What the fuck is going on?

Thank you, Julian. You're welcome.

but I love you heifers.

Yeah, it's vip, five-star treatment all the way.

Dina, you know this is only an hour flight?

You ever been fucked by a ghost???

Well, three dicks then.

There's nothing better

Ooh, this bitch wanna get hurt!

Now, what do we have here? A cleaver.

It's like traveling with Beyoncé.

Come on, estelle!

Yes, but you're only supposed to take a splash of this, young lady,

Now, Ryan, honey, don't be mad, but with so much on the line,

No, sir, lam sorry, you have the wrong room.

Look at that baby, looks like it licks its own ass.

We need plan b.

Just tag him right in the balls if he do something.

That little dirty bitch Simone is here?

Y'all are gonna get me a heart attack!

andlookshkeit will have me hella bent. I want it!

Stop taking that picture of her fucking vagina!

I said I got kids.

You a piece of shit.

Why? Let's do this.

Man, we owned that ho. Owned that ho!

Come on now, Lisa.

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Oh, you can tell you got a eye for sweet...

It's so good to see you!

until we see you with some camel toe, okay?

I love turnt ups. Ma'am, excuse me.

Your damn kids is here?

Oh, you wanna smirk?

Dina, I wouldn't do that.

Y'all Didn't Even Have To Take Me To Red Lobster!

Ivialiki Lisa! Lisa: Oh, my god! I'm so sorry!

go back to living in a dorm together,

Butjust give her 15 minutes.

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I was willing to accept being treated as less than I am.

How the fuck do I compete with pillow talk?

I got you running all over this planet doing this book,

Really, though?

That's definitely Stewart's punk ass,

All right, almost ready.

extension cords, timberland boots.

Are you happy, sash?

No, no. No, listen.

And I have pictures. Nasty, freaky pictures, too.

It's a bootyhole.

You texted him? I did.

You still talk on the phone, keep up on social media,

Bottom line is that you two give people hope.

But our brand is who we are.

Stick to the plan and get that hoe under control,

That's amazing!

Oh, well, then, in that case, let me go ahead and get those three shots now,

Don't be taking all day back there either, making tamales and shit.

You're gonna mess around and get the clap, bitch!

I should know better than to expect

Very, very lucky.

Huh? That Simone?

Hey, what up, y'all?

I didn't do this! Simone must have!

And look what I brought you

"The couple who cooks together, stays together."

The line is shorter over there,

because if you drink too muoh of it, it's gonna have you halluoinating.

She's here to take your order.

Go, go, I beg of you, 90!

They reminded me of my own worth.

and underwrite a "Ryan and Stewart" talk show!

I put a lot of man-hours into these jackets.

Thank you for listening.

Every sista up in here is on a mission

Why are you taking... I'm gonna just say hello.

You don't need no man right now or anything.

I'm not that girl anymore.

Ooh, I'll do it.

You think I did this?

As most of you know,

No! Don't you say hello!

What the fuck? Damn!

You know you need me!

That's all right.

So from this moment on, Sasha's secrets is no more.

Aw. Let me go find a tear to shed for you.

And on top of it, the bitch is here!

I didn't think I was gonna be able to do it on my own.

We old as fuck!

Oh, no, wait, wait, wait!

I know you wanna help people. You always have,

All right, listen. You look beautiful.

As women, we're told

I'm working on it. I will have it to you by the end of the weekend.