Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Cute, Sasha, not helpful.

It’s chlamydia y’all that shit you can cure

Fuck. I gotta get a new line of work.

Really, though?

has led me to the decision that

more appropriate and effective...

but the essence folks just called and...

His was deflated. Retiring, it screwed him up.

Yeah, right here.

please, let me in.

I'm gonna put two q-tips in his pee-pee hole,

Seaweed chips, cucumber rounds without the skin.

I got some aloe.

Smell like Hennessy

You just had to say something, didn't you?

now stop it! my ipad did not call me a whiper tous that never happened, you have to stop with your insults like whiper tous woyderman drackamaniear stink manie ectra ectra. yes this means you! because if you don't stop it i'll chop your pieces onto the freeway and throw vomit on them then roll them up!

That was five years ago, all right?

Damn, lis, lthought you wanted them to work it out.

Yeah. Or maybe, uh...

You gotta try, just in case you get lucky.

Where the sun don't shine.

He is killing the bass.

She wants to launch an exclusive "Ryan and Stewart" collection

and 10% of your tiltties are my titties.

So, Please! Hurry!

I feel funny. Do y'all feel funny?

and she's sucking a baseball player?

She said, and I quote, "they're both just so real."

Nobody. All right. I've organized everything.

I miss you, too.

It's Bethany, she...

She about to grapefruit him.

Lisa, you look like somebody's puerto rican grandmother.

I tried everything.

Because I like to make a motherfucker laugh

making others their best selves,

you just can't pretend anymore.

Ryan! It's good to see you!

Listen, how about this?

You take that shit back!

I am sorry, I'd like to apologize for my friends.

the people who make you feel at home no matter where you are,

What? Are you going to teach first grade?

I'm taking fun pictures with celebrities.

You know, a lot of people think that means the vagina.

but right now, it's bright.

and author of you can have it all.

You might choke just a little bit because that make him feel like a man.

and great seats at the superdome for new edition,

And I love you, but I hate you, bitch!

or some strange affliction

Look what I did.

I need you to use your lady mouth.

I’m strong Independant women

Oh, wait, here, have some of mine.

There was Sasha.

It don't have to be Rochelle.

A journalism major with intelligence to shine

Oh! Dina! Oh, my...

You're right, you don't deserve this.

We gotta keep twisting like this, right?

But I will shit in that nigga's shoe.

but really I'm gonna yank his balls

All right! Let's have a time-out.

Ne-yo? I love ne-yo.

Okay. Uh, you can have all days off, Dina,

I don't give a damn about her.

I love you! Come here!

Yeah, I'm actually sitting in with ne-yo

You know she won't find you in there.

Yes, girl, you're giving me life.

This stuff right here come with instructions, okay?

The photo is doctored. You refused to give an interview,

So cute. They're so cute!

How could you say that?

lam powerful, I am beautiful.

Announcer". New Orleans!

I'm not just gonna throw everything away.

So, come, missy,

Ryan? Yes. Thank you, Bethany.

No, Dina, don't do that.

AND THAT UGLY, TIGHT-ASSED SUIT

And I can't wait for us to have all the most fun in the world!

You got a husband?

Lesson learned.

and I'm gonna walk him around.

They were. I'm not gonna front. They were.

Dina, I haven't even finished this one yet.

Y'all, I'm about to get pregnant tonight. Move.

My date will pay the check. Okay.

Hey, Rochelle ain't here, homeboy. You need to get on.

No, not really.

are you sure that you wanna get turned with your girls this weekend?

Yeah, I'm good.

If I had your strength, sash, maybe I would. But...

What kind of freaky, old-school shit is this?

Bitch, I'm about to fuck you up!

I ain't never known you to back down from a challenge.

Oh, I'm doing just fine, but you know what?

Y'all get some sleep.

Lis, hurry up, okay?

We're a little older, a little wiser,

That is a beautiful penis.

Gagging? You gagging?

Oh, you smell good.

Wait a minute. Hold on.

I haven't found my equal yet.

Because when I was leaving Terrence,

Icannotbeheve I'm looking at half of the flossy posse!

Welcome! You made it.

And you have a hallucinogenic drug to thank for that.

She bought it for me.

Fine. You just keep handling your business.

Listen, we're all adults and our insane party days are behind us.

She still wants to do the deal!

I made a deal with the designer.

I got drugs in my booty

Sash, I just brought you in here, okay,

That was amazing.

Real quick, lgotsnaps and zippers...

I am strong, lam powerful,