Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You wanna stand on my shoulders and try?

Got an oil change at dealership the other day. They of course was trying to nickle and dime me!!! Me singing "I'm every woman" after putting in my lights in over my license plate today.

Tighten that up.

It may not be pulitzer prize-winning...

And you know what? I really don't wanna be judged right now.

I'm my own bee!

Okay, we gotta tell Ryan.

That was amazing!

Hey! Hold up, hold up, hold up!

And I had forgotten that.

and you need to sendthatgeneficafly enhanced ass home!

I'm not perfect.

So, you gonna take that community penis back.

Oh. Oh. Okay. Like that, right?

There's something I need to tell you.

All right, I'll deliver your message. What's up?

Yeah. I mean, I can find out. Why? What's going on'?

How may I help you?

The foundation of...

Worker bee? Bitch, who you talking about a worker bee?

And maybe that's why you avoided seeing them

No! Ry, I'm sorry.

- You know what? - Whatever.

Don't even, I already know.

My favorite line

Fuck it! I'm white boy wasted anyway!

Loving, laughing,

Milk dud head...

eating top ramen, drinking mad dog 20/20, and I am there.

And you cut both ends off, as so.

You wanna be careful with that.

It ain't even midnight yet. Boo!

Well, y'all should come through, swing by.

there have been many questions about the status of my marriage.

What happened to a normal blowjob?

So forget it. What up, bitch!

And for what? Huh?

down to New Orleans this weekend to make the offer.

Steer the conversation

Itjust happened! Why would I let it go?

Baby, baby, baby! Hey, hey, hey, beauflfuh

Are you gay, straight?

So, listen, I'm gonna fly in before your first appearance.

If I leak it, you can get in front of it.

I love you. I love you.

Now, you never ever wanna do this with a pineapple.

Oh, my goodness!

Ryan, baby, I'm not going anywhere, you know that.

If I will it, I can have it all.

All right! Looks like we have a few eager volunteers!

Yeah. Take it easy.

what Martha Stewart is to K-Mart. But bigger.

Simone hired her own photographer

Oh, lord, have mercy.

He a nasty nigga!

shake hands, you have heaps of praise...

but wait, let's listen, let's listen, let's listen.

Wow. So you playing this weekend?

I don't need your shade, okay? That's not why I came here.

I did not do this.

Never mind, I'm not even gonna ask.

Yes, you need to bedazzling some dick, that's what you need to do.

Thank you. Thank you.

Listen, I ain't never seen nothing like that.

Yeah, that nigga.

Thanks for everything, though.

Wait, hold up, hold up! Here!

Bust that thing open.

I love you, but I hate you!

Okay. All right.

We are not going to any college frat party. Twenty-one!

Oh so you wanna get fucked up?

Because you thought that you oould get more suooess with Stewart!

Don't worry, I've been pretending to be okay for two years.

Stupid-ass bitches, I hate y'all!

Oh, no, this bitch didn't. What?

Yeah, I heard you. No, I gotta go.

Ladies and gentlemen, hall of fame candidate, Stewart Pierce.

We'll be fine. You are so silly.

But mine wore off. So what's up?

isn't worth all that you have worked very hard to accomplish.

You don't want some of this?

You don't want any part of this sausage not being out!

there's gonna be a lot of babies named "essence."

Oh! Gosh, that man knows how to exit a room.

The problem is you never valued

and I love you but I hate you bitch

Flossy posse strikes again, huh?

Listen, I got a look,

All right, that's cool with me.

Sasha, my goodness!

Whenever best friends find out Thier girl has been cheated on.....

Oh, you wanna smirk?

I'm gonna go and get back to work.

Lam... lam strong.

I think I got scabies. It's itching.

Lam strong, I'm powerful, I'm beautiful...

Thank you. Wait!

We were gonna take over the world together.

I'm gonna lnstagram it this weekend.

You, my dear friend, are a guest.

Wow. So, listen, I'm gonna go check us in, get our credentials.

Every group of friends has that one experience

I am beautiful.

And I kept their placenta.

This is just the way we greet each other.

Why are you making air quotes? This is a place of work.

Wait. The good lord gives you all that meat, and you just hand it back?

You guys should go check out the carousel bar and have a drink,

You feel squishy.

that no matter where you are

Look. Tortured artist... Why do I gotta be tortured?

in case they decide to have a litter of bitch babies.

There's no way in hell I'll let y'all stay in that filthy dump.

Ooh, are these hurricanes?

This bitch think she can just be up in here,

becausetodayis the last day that we will ever be this young.

Run, Dina! Run!

Thank you, Sasha.

because I don't wanna leave the kids alone! No!

Flossy posse! Flossy posse!

and yet I'm putting up with it?

I can't believe Bethany just saw me like this.