Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, when I said "let loose," I didn't mean it literally!

Conniving! You are sneaky! How could you do that?

You know, I'm so proud of her. Look at her.

I just hate seeing you chasing that celebrity bullshit.

You left me high and dry!

Now, you wanna squeeze, and twist,

Flossy posse! Flossy posse!

That's misogynistic. We don't like it.

Y'all ready to have a good time in this motherfucker?

and a little more "freaknik" Lisa.

Of Sasha's secrets?

anything you want done, baby

This will be my final post.

There's a lot you can do with just one.

since we've got a true sausage connoisseur,

Oh, yeah, your bloodline is nasty!

You know, I shop at goodwill.

Hello. Oh, my goodness!

Yazzzzz Hunty Yazzzzz I slay all day I slay all day- yazzzz I slay

I am beautiful. Lam strong...

Ooh, shit! Don't choke her too hard.

She's so funny!

Oh, my lady, my queen! Real quick. Yes?

Ahh! Dina; Mmm!

How do you have time for a life?

If the right woman came along,

Well, what is wrong with living with your mother?

He's gonna knock the cobwebs off that thing, you understand me?

Trust me, it is on the agenda.

I think my liver is broken.

Fuck you, Lisa!

This is where I meet Rochelle every night.

By the way, I'm going to essence fest this weekend with my girls.

Where did you hide it? You know what?

Sash, I got you, babe. You know that.

- Amen. - Mmm-hmm.

Ry, you oan't keep pretending that this photo doesn't exist.

Let's do this shit, bitches!

What's he gonna do with one piece of pussy coochie twat?

And I really thought that I could go through with it.

all day, all day, all day, I slay

Ladies, look what your man's got!

All right, I'm sorry! She's off her meds today!

But we are not pressing charges, okay?

Kitchen shears.

My agent wrote a very convincing statement for me to read to you.

As for you, Stewart...

Dina, come on. Come on.

they want you to be the keynote speaker this year.

You know, for height.

Okay, just let me think about it.

That ass is really cute.

Ooh! I'm scared!

I see you, Julian. I see you, boy.

for the rest of the weekend, that's all.

doesn't mean that you have to be rude!

don't make him a grown man with your pedophile ass!

I mean, she is the one giving me grief about doing myjob.

Got my anti-nausea medication, hold on to that. Oh!

I'm not really sure what's going on here.

it feels like a term of endearment.

Well, you know what, baby?

Classic Dina. You just had to cause a scene.

you can have it all, in new Orleans at essence fest.

I'm talking hot grits,

Hey, babe, I gotta head out or I'm gonna miss my flight.

Sunny". Give it up for ne-yo!

That can had its own soundtrack. Am I right?

Ma, can you hear me?

Ooh, so tense, real tight.

- Hug it out! - Yeah!

Well, you better do something.

You been doing such a great job thus far.

Ls that because you a vegan?

I tried every fertility treatment on the market, and...

which has been very good to me, mind you.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. No, I know.

Oh, you in the red, I saw you first!

If I will it, I can have it all.

Both balls. Dick, too.

Ooh! Now, take it easy, lis.

I know you're with the f to the p.

The same way you tell her to come get some dick.

Come on, you have to try it! It's amazing!

won't return any of my calls or texts.

You are strong, you are powerful, you are beautiful

You about to be a mental health patient With a fat ass.

how long has it been since you got that back blown out?

Can we at least wait until we get back to the room?

I would never hurt you.

Lisa! See that, bitch?

Let me just run it by them.

All right, maybe we should take... Sit your ass down!

Oh, yeah. I'll just be pouring my own drinks

I don't find this funny at all.

No, I'm just saying that it would be

He a nasty nigga!

It was my first time! You said you were a nurse!

That's not my arm.

but the truth is, this weekend is all about the flossy posse!

The beaver has cut down the tree!

Can you go ahead and make some patrén shots for everybody up here?

Dina, we're not done yet!

You, especially.

There's actually a few of those out there, I don't know if you saw.

Look! Smash alert, two o'clock!

Ah, so, let's take this cleaver...

Okay, look, we gotta go save Ryan.

"Bitch gonna get hurt."

Stupid motherfucker!

and see if that make him giggle a little bit.

Flossy posse, back in the house!

Yo, Ryan's speech is supposed to start in 20 minutes.

Really, that is not necessary. Dina, calm down.

while I hurt him, you know what I'm saying?

look, I'm really sorry for what I said.

I see you over there chasing them hurricanes.

You are so much better than that.

And I might be willing to spill this tea on your little site.

That was crazy!

Y'all didn't even have to take me to red lobster!

Don't worry about it!

I hope that me revealing my truth

And before you even insult me, yes, it's Stewart's.

You feel funny? I feel...

Yeah, the way that you two play off each other...

I know y'all keep me around for laughs,

I'll convene with my team, and we'll get back to you.

You give me the smallest bit of ice cream,

Girl, I'm gonna give you a lecture tomorrow.

Just grapefruit him. What?