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But I gotta call my ex-wife,
I think my dick is getting blurry.
What happened?
Well, we're working.
That's fine.
Okay, well, I know it's about me, I know that.
You could save yourself another divorce
You just wanna break up with me and...
Busted-up knees. Oh.
Won't somebody help me?! Let's take a look here!
Use mine. Thank you.
Never mind.
Wow.
Well, I gotta get it out of there.
I got a permanent limp but I'm walking.
The guy in here a week ago--
You're acting sort of tense and...
Oh, wow, more? Yeah, oh, yeah.
Can I get up and get to a phone?
That's it? That's it.
Well, it was a...
Yeah.
Hmm...
7,500? Yeah.
His legs both cut off, the torso,
I'm not.