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i asked around.
He's the best puck handler I've ever seen.
Hall up to center ice. Hall with it toward the Germany blue line.
- What are you doin'? Get off!. You comin' or not? - Let's go.
Well that's too bad, G!
i woke up... and the pain was gone.
- All right! - All right!
Goldberg.!
BOLDY BE LIKE
Iceland trying to pad their lead in the second period.
Alright. JT Miller! Our little Bash Brother! He’s our man!
Two minutes well worth it
Okay! All right! Come on, get back!
Mott! Mott! Mott! Mott! Mott! Mott!
- And just when you think they're about to break apart- - Ducks fly together!
for all your hockey needs. Fulton, there you go. Coach.
Lighten up a little bit. We're all just here to have-
No, Hank Aaron Of course Aaron Spelling
Each team picks five of their best. One-on-one with the goalie.
Look at them. Fulton. Fulton, talk to 'em.
Team Duke is going down
Good work, Captain Duck.
but i can't make a living coaching Pee Wee hockey.
CHANGE IT UP!
Adam, i'm sorry, we already have a full roster.
Then come back and do them.
And we'll call it the Air Bombay loafer...
All right! Yeah!
Wu, the former figure skater, back behind the net, ducks underneath the check.
Hey. You don't need me here.
i wanted to cream that jerk that busted my knee when i played in the minors.
- He does have a tendency to showboat. - Yahoo!
Don't take those pads off.
i saw the iceland game on television.
in the tournament.
What are you doing out there? Wake up!
Get up there! Where i come from, we treat ladies with respect.
That'll be $30,000, son. $30,000? Well worth it.
- Are you okay? - Need some help?
It's not Team U.S.A. Yes, it is. They've got on new uniforms.
They're wearing the logo of the duck. I've never seen this before.
She won the state championship for Maine three years in a row.
Hall joined by his teammates behind the Team U.S.A. net in the third period.
- Hey, man, take it easy! Slow down! - Goldberg, look out!
No! No.
You're full of confidence. Cocky. American.
i need 'em here to practice!
Ranty
Party!
NO. IT WAS ME!
Let's play!
Fuckkkin right!
Let's go shake their hands.
i know my competition. i know you.
Way to go, man! Way to go!
In their last meeting, Iceland crushed Team U.S.A., 12-1.
You looked like you just got out of the shower.
- Don't tell me how to talk, rich boy! - Hey, Portman, chill!
Damn it!
That kid’s crazier than me, forget about him
The Sheepy Letters Can Take Care Our Babies Yes! They Can Take Care!
But my dad's counting on me.
.
The goaler!
Alley-oop, boys.
It wasn’t me.
~A surge of force that never dies ~
- Uh, yeah. Hormones. - He's a goon.
Gordon.! Just one question.! One question.!
All right, get it.!
Yeah!
Captain hoppe has it for Team united way, he gets knocked head over heels
i'm going to show you my private collection.
- Whoa, hey! - Cool, man!
That's nice, Coach, but we're Ducks. This stuff says "Hendrix" all over it.
- Bring the bear up here. This is Henry, the Hendrix bear.
And to win this thing, you have to work as one.
If we fall, we'll get up and try it again.
Fulton back to Wu. He shoots.
This isn't a Democratic Debate; it's a circus.
- ~Bom, bom ~ - ~Bom, bom ~
Come on, Goldberg!
We can't make it. iceland's bigger, stronger, faster. They got more facial hair.
replace gaffney w/wagner
So when he made it to a game...
And I’m Gordon Bombay Minneapolis, Minnesota
Four-nothing, Iceland.
- Fulton. - That's a good question.
Well, they need to rest.
~ The Mighty Ducks of America ~
- Well, that's not a bad idea. - Call me Goldberg.
We got one
What do ya say, coach?
- And we're gonna stick together. You know why? - Because we are Ducks.
.
That's right. The various city-states waved their flags...
Without a coach behind the bench, you'll forfeit the game.
try on one of these.
Hey, Banks, let's go!
Whoa! Not again!
Say It's U.S.A. hockey time! It's U.S.A. hockey time!
Did you hear Ethan & Ryan made the team? Sure did, Cowboy!
- Wow. - There's Julie "The Cat'"Gaffney.
- ~ Ta da ~~ - Oh! That's awesome!
and wore their home colors proudly.
Here is to Alan. To Alan!!
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Well, i don't see any Ducks here, Charlie.
- ~ Oh yeah ~ - ~ Oh yeah ~
You never heard of my knucklepuck?
- You ran at him unprovoked. - Huh?
Was that it?
~ The Mighty Ducks of America ~
District 5? Or New ge CU Buffs?
Hasenpfeffer and eggs. - Yeah.
Team U.S.A., how does it feel competing...
Watch this.
Listen, i want you to remember this pond.
Charlie Conway. Minneapolis, Minnesota.
- Hey, how you feelin' today, Goldberg? - Lean and mean.
Hey, Jeffrey, Are you nuts? Who I am kidding? Give me the puck, Jeffrey!
Randy, I Need U Right Der With Me, For da belt
Nearing the end of the game, Team U.S.A. with it out at center ice.
Whoa!
- Let's go check out some stores. - Great. i gotta buy my mom a T-shirt.
Held in by Iceland. Goldberg looks like he got tripped.
- Whoa! - We need to get back to basics.