Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go, U.S.A. Go get 'em.

~ Tag team back again Check it's a record and let's begin ~

well, then, i lost more than my knee.

Please give me one more chance to get those guys!

You lost it for me

That's his team? Those guys are huge!

i'm, uh, Don Tibbles...

~Rock the Pond ~

$150? Well worth it

Mike Ditka, are theyjust coaches?

Tottenhams going down

- Gosh, this store sure is nice. - Goldberg, my man.

- Pass the puck, Dwayne! Come on! - Dwayne, give me the puck.!

I hope Bombay's got some magic up his sleeve, because he's getting manhandled tonight.

Bombay, the Minnesota Miracle Man, has done it again.

i wanna play. When am i gonna get my chance?

Eat, everybody, before the hasenpfeffer gets cold.

~I've done my sentence ~

~Let's work together ~

- Duck! - That's right. The Ducks.

Germaine slides it to Connie Moreau. She shoots. She scores.!

Oh, Mr. Tibbles, are you all right?

Don't you worry.

i can't believe this is happening! i should be out there!

i been tryin' to figure this out. What does Hendrix want with me?

Gordon Bombay, unassisted, puts his team up five to one.

Gimme these! I hope you are wearing undies today!

i- i know what you meant.

Let’s go wash our hands

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

Yeah. i'm all right. i almost had it that time.

That wasn't even my triple deke.

- How are you gonna handle them? - Um... hard work.

if we were in Texas, this wouldn't have happened.

(Boyish laughter ensues)

- Come on. This is ridiculous. - Well, Gordon Bombay's old team was called the "Ducks';..

And the team is all I have.

Les Averman. Brooklyn Park, Minnesota.

Have no fear! Goldberg is here!

Don't just stand there. Come and get it.

Well, you better get the damn magic, and you better get it fast.

Awwwyeahhhhhhh!

This guys crazier than me. Forget about him.

GOPHERS ARE STRONGER, FASTER, HAVE MORE FACIAL HAIR

Well, I know confession, Emily.

Or i'm out of a job, and you're on your way back to Palookaville, Minnesota...

5 minutes well worth it

KPT Elias for the win

Let’s go Patriots

That's my knucklepuck. it's hard to be accurate but it drives goalies crazy.

- Sending in a woman to do a man's job. - Don't break a nail.

And we'll call it the Air Biz loafer...

Jesse, we're back! - Hey, Charlie!

Tomorrow, it's video games, action figures, lunch boxes. The sky is the limit.

Great! Scrimmage! You heard your coach! Now-

- This is The Great One. - Wayne's fine.

Oh, uh, i-i'll have the cheeseburger, fries, and a chocolate shake, please.

- Cheers. - Yeah.

Ken Wu. San Francisco, California.

The Knicks are better, stronger, faster They got more facial hair

Hey, you want a piece of this?

We're your official sponsors. Anybody want a card?

Hey, ain't no whistles out here either. You keep diggin' until you score that goal!

for kids who wanna coach.

Somebody better watch their hands

See you later, buddy.! Gimme.!

Go Partner Team, Go Get 'em...

- ~Bom, bom ~ - ~Bom, bom, bom, bom ~

Time for a line change But you want to try and finish your check

We've got a lot of work to do. We've gotta study our opponents and study ourselves.

Team U.S.A. against Iceland.

i was this close to the N.H.L.,Jan. i was back in the game.

if we were staying in Texas, this wouldn't have ever happened. if we were staying in Texas, this wouldn't have ever happened.

What are you doin'? Get off me.

And I'm Gordon Bombay Minneapolis, Minnesota

All right, yeah!

Russ Tyler, Team U.S.A. 's newest member from Los Angeles calling for the puck. He gets it.

You're young and you're gonna have plenty of shots, believe me.

Please! Gordon, it's a game!

Everyone goes their own way, everyone falls down.

This is a distraction.

Welcome back, Gordon. Get in! Get in!

Tim Hortons fresh against team iceland

Face-off at center ice. Germany wins the draw.

~Rock the Pond ~

And when everyone says it can't be done - Ducks fly together.

about more than just winning or losing.

This isn't a hockey game. It's a circus.

i want you to become synonymous with winning...

Iceland physically dominated the first game between two teams...

THE QOC ATTACK IS BACK JACK!

for the Junior Goodwill Games.

Were the Sac A’s and we’re goin all the way

oh... say change it up. CHANGE IT UP!

America is still young, still forming its own identity.

Be that man, Gordon.

- Whoa! - Yeah!

You are a team.

Greenland is covered with ice and Iceland is very nice

Robertson with it now for Team U.S.A. He's got great moves with the puck.

Jesse, forget about it.! Let's go.!

Thank you, Dwayne, but i'm no lady; i'm a Duck!

- Let's play hockey, gentlemen. - Okay, cut it.