Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you doin'? Get off me.

America is still young, still forming its own identity.

Hey, ain't no whistles out here either. You keep diggin' until you score that goal!

Have no fear! Goldberg is here!

Thank you, Dwayne, but i'm no lady; i'm a Duck!

- Whoa! - Yeah!

Gimme these! I hope you are wearing undies today!

Russ Tyler, Team U.S.A. 's newest member from Los Angeles calling for the puck. He gets it.

~Rock the Pond ~

i want you to become synonymous with winning...

- This is The Great One. - Wayne's fine.

Germaine slides it to Connie Moreau. She shoots. She scores.!

Eat, everybody, before the hasenpfeffer gets cold.

~ Tag team back again Check it's a record and let's begin ~

Oh, uh, i-i'll have the cheeseburger, fries, and a chocolate shake, please.

Don't you worry.

This isn't a hockey game. It's a circus.

Please give me one more chance to get those guys!

You are a team.

$150? Well worth it

This is a distraction.

This guys crazier than me. Forget about him.

And we'll call it the Air Biz loafer...

- How are you gonna handle them? - Um... hard work.

i was this close to the N.H.L.,Jan. i was back in the game.

THE QOC ATTACK IS BACK JACK!

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

i wanna play. When am i gonna get my chance?

We've got a lot of work to do. We've gotta study our opponents and study ourselves.

for kids who wanna coach.

- Let's play hockey, gentlemen. - Okay, cut it.

for the Junior Goodwill Games.

That's his team? Those guys are huge!

Be that man, Gordon.

if we were staying in Texas, this wouldn't have ever happened. if we were staying in Texas, this wouldn't have ever happened.

Bombay, the Minnesota Miracle Man, has done it again.

Jesse, forget about it.! Let's go.!

That's my knucklepuck. it's hard to be accurate but it drives goalies crazy.

- Come on. This is ridiculous. - Well, Gordon Bombay's old team was called the "Ducks';..

Let’s go Patriots

Jesse, we're back! - Hey, Charlie!

GOPHERS ARE STRONGER, FASTER, HAVE MORE FACIAL HAIR

Robertson with it now for Team U.S.A. He's got great moves with the puck.

Let’s go wash our hands

i been tryin' to figure this out. What does Hendrix want with me?

Great! Scrimmage! You heard your coach! Now-

The Knicks are better, stronger, faster They got more facial hair

Les Averman. Brooklyn Park, Minnesota.

~Rock the Pond ~

Go, U.S.A. Go get 'em.

Tim Hortons fresh against team iceland

And when everyone says it can't be done - Ducks fly together.

5 minutes well worth it

- Cheers. - Yeah.

Well, you better get the damn magic, and you better get it fast.

Welcome back, Gordon. Get in! Get in!

~Let's work together ~

I hope Bombay's got some magic up his sleeve, because he's getting manhandled tonight.

Ken Wu. San Francisco, California.

And I'm Gordon Bombay Minneapolis, Minnesota

Tottenhams going down

- ~Bom, bom ~ - ~Bom, bom, bom, bom ~

if we were in Texas, this wouldn't have happened.

Team U.S.A. against Iceland.

Tomorrow, it's video games, action figures, lunch boxes. The sky is the limit.

Don't just stand there. Come and get it.

- Sending in a woman to do a man's job. - Don't break a nail.

See you later, buddy.! Gimme.!

Everyone goes their own way, everyone falls down.

And the team is all I have.

oh... say change it up. CHANGE IT UP!

Were the Sac A’s and we’re goin all the way

Gordon Bombay, unassisted, puts his team up five to one.

i- i know what you meant.

We're your official sponsors. Anybody want a card?

Somebody better watch their hands

- Duck! - That's right. The Ducks.

Iceland physically dominated the first game between two teams...

You lost it for me

Or i'm out of a job, and you're on your way back to Palookaville, Minnesota...

Please! Gordon, it's a game!

All right, yeah!

Well, I know confession, Emily.

KPT Elias for the win

You're young and you're gonna have plenty of shots, believe me.

Yeah. i'm all right. i almost had it that time.

i'm, uh, Don Tibbles...

(Boyish laughter ensues)

about more than just winning or losing.

- Gosh, this store sure is nice. - Goldberg, my man.

Oh, Mr. Tibbles, are you all right?

~I've done my sentence ~

Hey, you want a piece of this?

Time for a line change But you want to try and finish your check

well, then, i lost more than my knee.

Awwwyeahhhhhhh!

Go Partner Team, Go Get 'em...

- Pass the puck, Dwayne! Come on! - Dwayne, give me the puck.!

That wasn't even my triple deke.

i can't believe this is happening! i should be out there!

Greenland is covered with ice and Iceland is very nice

Mike Ditka, are theyjust coaches?

Face-off at center ice. Germany wins the draw.