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All right, I'm gonna get something to eat.
Okay, it's in golf.
- I get deliveries. - I give it to charity.
You know, and in as much as you don't go in there,
- Get off of me! - What are you doing?
I'm gonna die.
- How do you know? - My father told me.
Shut the fuck up
It's not true, no.
- How many times a week do you go? - I don't know. Two?
Excuse me, sir. I'm gonna need to see your ticket.
honest to God, is my penmanship.
- Thank you. - You're a golfer, right?
There was something I want to tell you... oh!
"Leo, I didn't get a sandwich. I want a sandwich."
All right, whatever you said just now,
Hey hey.
Get some scalper tickets.
What is sable?
Let's go in and pray.
Look at that. Larry David sandwich.
- Sorry. - Oh, boy.
I don't understand why you buy tickets.
There's one person.
Capers.
But I think if she gets the letter,
You little snitch. He spilled the coffee, by the way,
- Get off! - What?
- Pfft! - Really?
- Here you are. - All right.
None of your business. The new year.
Oh, everybody quiet.
It's Rosh Hashanah! It's the New Year!
Take some water.
Yes, I think so too. It happened for a reason.
What stinks in here?
- Got them. - How much?
I have no idea.
- Is that amazing? - Awesome.
- Of course. - I want to go to temple this year.
Capers
- You're not screwing me? - You're screwing me maybe.
I never said that. Never.
- Um, so this your wife? - No! What? No!
It's something that makes me prouder than anything.
- Hey. - What?
It wouldn't hurt anybody. You're laughing in my face.
I'm going to let you have any sandwich you want.
So good to see you!
- Yes, sir. - I do! I respect speech!