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Why don't you taste the sandwich?
You need to call him and tell him not to do it.
I’m Adopted
You sure I'm not adopted?
- What is this "eh"? - Eh.
- Let's go now. - Dad, I'm adopted?
It's the first time I really kvelled...
Nobody's picking up.
- No, not at all. - I noticed you put your head back.
- Yeah. - I adopted too!
You're in the middle of an intimate moment with your loved one.
- What are you talking about? - What am I talking about?
- It looks like a pretend teacup. - Look.
- I'm very nice to people. - Yeah, fine.
You pick up the phone during sex?
He was shaking like this.
Actually, they named a sandwich after me.
- Shh! - Big deal!
Why? So what? I don't know.
How're you doing?
- Fine. - Why would you pick up?
and if I hook one up I call you tonight.
It's whitefish and sable. That's not herring.
You don't have a lot of respect for speech.
- You had a nanny? - I had a nanny... Johanna Seiderman...
- Now. - Okay.
Shh! Don't disturb the intercourse.
- treat people better. - I'm respectful to people.
My feeling is we may do a little corrective surgery.
What is it?
almost broke my hand with that shake.
You stole my sandwich? Is that what you did?
broke my hand with that handshake!