Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want you to stay here forever.
But sometimes you've just gotta go with your gut.
(UKULELE MUSIC PLAYING)
She knows I'm kidding. I'm not kidding.
Don't take her away!
(RUMBLING)
(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)
You want to go on an adventure with your old man?
Come in and watch TV.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Dad, the word's "desert." And those farmers are suffering.
Go, Mom! You can do it! Go, Mom! You can do it!
I gotta get that T-shirt.
Well, now that I'm free, I intend to be a better mother to my son.
Win your own T-shirt!
I don't know what you're saying. But I am not turning back.
but the government is still after me
(LAUGHING)
Carl Carlson.
Mother, you had me
(GROANS)
I then hitched a ride from a nice young couple.
Then what was in the coffin?
(CAR HORN)