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Here we go. Let's move. Car's open. Door open.
Oh, I don't know where this is headed.
- Oh, my God. Can I blow you? - Uh, yes, you can.
about what clean jobs is gonna be.
It's not my job. I would help her if she was down.
Um...
"I'm from the White House. What the fuck are you doing?"
- Great. Nice to see you. - So nice to see you.
persuading a guy to fist himself.
- Where are my people? - Oh, here they go.
"junk the jams" or whatever they're calling it now.
Um, this is an interesting piece of paper.
- Okay. - I can't uncross my legs.
Oh, God.
Leon West? Here?
to start working on the yoghurt store, okay?
- Dan, can I talk to you for a second? - Just one second.
I'm sure you can, ma'am.
I will sponsor the filibuster bill.
Maybe we don't need the accent.
Oh, my God.
- Where is she? - I apologize.
Ladies and gentlemen...
- I've got plenty to give him. - No, you don't.
I do a serious job.
This is a nuanced area.
but can I just say? You kinda look like an asshole.
what do you need from me, really?
- This happens every time, does it not? - Yes.
We're gonna take you to the White House situation room.
That is so great for me.
- Sprinkles. - Oh, come on.
- Everything okay? - Oh, yeah, things are great.
- that would be amazing. - Yeah.
We are both very big supporters of this administration.
Dived on it. Mmm!
Hi, everybody.
- Thank you. - No problem at all. Thank you.
Oh my god, can I blow you?
this thing is completely useless, by the way
- Oh, my God. I'm sorry. - That scared me to death.
Fuck point you.
Mike, this is Anthony, the owner of the store.
Sue?
You know what I heard? Senator Doyle wears pantyhouse.
We now go over live to the Vice President for her pissed-off reaction.
I know you have to get going.
I think we got it, guys. Take a step back.