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You have to give me something right now.
Someone who's cozy with oil, but not active oil.
All ght, all right.
and you're gonna do life for murder and I never have to see your face again.
Madam Vice President welcome to Super Scooper.
Excuse me.
it's funky, it's kind of sexual.
- Martin at the White House. - What?
Well, that's a creatively semantic way of saying we're lying.
So we'll see you guys this afternoon.
Still creative.
No, I'm not in the pocket of oil. No.
Oh, listen, tell Dan
Okay? Why don't you go round up a few more senators?
Deal. You keep oil guys off clean jobs,
C'mon, let's go somewhere. Let's meet the public.
Oh, that's a shame to hear that.
You've got to eat the yoghurt now.
That's what we're gonna do. Make it happen, guys.
I need you to have... make me unsaid it.
- Madam Vice President. - Yes?
You know, I think Jamaican rum is a great choice.
That is nice work, Eric. I mean, you want to take another shot?
- Yeah. - Okay, it's my policy.
- You want to normalize it? - Yes, exactly.
We're gonna do the picture?
"Two point me."
Oh, hey, Dan. You haven't been picking up your phone.
- What was that? - "Two point me."
I'm sorry, I don't.
Sweat right through 'em. I got very large pores.
Oh, come on. Selina, please.
Excuse me. Pardon me.
or any other phallic food.
Look, Amy, I am genuinely sorry that my arrival here
Don't you worry for one second, all right?
but I just need you to confirm that I did the right thing.