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- Can we use your bathroom? - No, I'm sorry, my mother is in there.
- That flavor's not an option for me. - Okay.
Actually, what I would like...
That's good.
Hey, come on, I major in major.
- That's what I call it. - All right, dig it.
And I've also thrown out all of the Strawberry-Selina.
Oh, we don't get the "Post."
Senator Doyle said that he would sponsor the bill...
The veep has gone to the White House.
- Okay, you sure? - Mm-hmm, filibuster smackdown.
Sue, can you please just repeat that part on more time for me?
If we keep oil off of clean jobs.
We'll see the senator and yourself.
Dan, look at me with your stupid eyes.
White House. This is Jonah.
- Could you step in notionally? - Yes.
Selina is currently the most powerful woman in the world.
Wait a minute, Gary.
- All right? Jamaican rum, mon. - Okay.
- I'm down to my reserve pair. - Look, Mike, I've got Sue.
‘ i need you to make me have not said that.
Wait a minute. Hand sanitizer, ma'am.
Let's get her in. Come on.
Excuse me… Watch Out….Dick coming Through
Creative semantics.
His started in, like, in his stomach.
You spoke about Soup
- Forget it. - No, wait a minute. What are you saying?
- Oh. - It had a bad taste.
Well, we have lots to talk about.
Oh, my God, this heat is just unbearable.
Oh, is he still here?
- No one's judging. - Don't come in.
Sure, I'll get a stepladder.
No, I won't listen to you for one second.
Uh, guys, we need a wall around the Vice President.
to my potential suicide earlier. I'm not a joke.
White House press guys have just been in touch.
A lot of the online guys are still here.