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Hey, we're almost late. You ready?
S-Squinching me.
[laughing]
[sighs] You told her about our hug?
What's this?
- Hey. - Hey.
[chuckles]
As you know, I give these special agates to a select few people.
Can I thank him too?
You're being a lazy, ungrateful prick...
I wanna check out the food trucks.
Are you fucking serious right now? Let's go, Safe Dick.
Yeah. Who wishes they peed off the balcony now?
That would be nice.
{\an8}I'm 100% there if I suck in. Ninety-five percent if I don't.
I was always too busy.
[Alice chuckling, echoing] Mom, what are we doing?
Mm-mmm.
Nope. Just love you.
Who smacks boobs?
If you see Jimmy, tell him congrats.
Say hello to your new best man.
She needs a lot of reassurance a lot of times.
[sighs, chuckles]
Thanks.
You can keep going. I'm just done.
And yet, here we are.
I know that you might not want to do it
Fine, all right! Goddamn.
That's the great sense of humor Paul mentioned in the recommendation letter.
No. My text said...
It's bullshit. I know.
You know, just, like, fully flexed.
I have all this training and experience, and I feel so helpless. [chuckles]
[breathes deeply] Hire her.
You loved your mom so much.
I'm so sorry to waste time with a preamble.
Every single second that I got to spend with my wife...
- No, if you win, at best, you're an usher. - What?
And none of us would be, because Tia is the one who introduced Brian and Charlie.
Yep, the special one is, uh, that way.
Just 'cause I'm ready to put this stuff away,
Oh, I gotta go. [moans]